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Suggestion for new Sqn Store

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Hi,

Currently decorating Sqn Store and have been given the go ahead to paint/draw something on the wall.

Does anyone one have any ideas, I was hoping for something slightly more original than "Can't fly without Supply".

Thanks in advance.
 
How about some pictures of spares that the IPT will never let you have, just to remind everyone what they look like?

Possibly an outline of your Sqns organisation, but you'd best do that in water based paint because it will change again next week.

Or maybe drawings of how many people you should have working in there but never will have?

Cynic - moi?
 
BJW said:
How about some pictures of spares that the IPT will never let you have, just to remind everyone what they look like?

Possibly an outline of your Sqns organisation, but you'd best do that in water based paint because it will change again next week.

Or maybe drawings of how many people you should have working in there but never will have?

Cynic - moi?
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FYI we are no longer IPT's we are PT's......must be that change you were talking about
 
How about " sorry the computer is down " or " thats a bad number " or "sorry im just an LAC i dont have a log on for that system"
 
1.Comedy cock you know it will always get a laugh.

2.Performance indicator stats and pie charts to show how good the squadron is for those all important fitness test results and CCS stats. Just make it colourful

3. Quotes from the crewroom banter book if they still exist nowadays.

:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
If you are at a secret heli base in Hampshire you could draw a picture of the Boeing warehouse at Fleetlands to show the Techies where all the spares are......
 
Thanks for the suggestions so far.

The thought at the moment is to have a picture in the middle (not exactly sure what yet) and supply clichés around it, I quite like Fatcodycats suggestion.
 
Wheat Moons said:
Thanks for the suggestions so far.

The thought at the moment is to have a picture in the middle (not exactly sure what yet) and supply clichés around it, I quite like Fatcodycats suggestion.
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I think thats good, but in todays " pc " Air Force you will always offend somebody, it doesn't matter what you put on the wall. If nobody complains then I bet your E&D rep will probably moan about it. what happend to the days of good ole banter and taking the **** out of each other with worrying wether or not you would end up in your bosses office with your hat on.
 
What about a live Chuff Chart from Jul 09 to Present day with the Haeding we are going to hear about the Pay Band Review in.... a bit like a Payband ometer!
 
"No ballistics without logistics"

Shame it's not F&L, you could have had my favourite from Grosvenor HLS...

"Pumping gas & pumping ass!" :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
enginesuck said:
How about " sorry the computer is down " or " thats a bad number " or "sorry im just an LAC i dont have a log on for that system"
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Nil Stock, speak to Eng Ops for Rob Option.......again

A pic of lots of empty shelves
 
new squadron stores

new squadron stores

Perhaps you could paint a put up a sign saying "Closing Down Sale" This facility will reopen under BAE Systems management shortly with
Better Customer Service, Improved Staff Continuity(No OOA), and more cost effective stock management. Ex Stacker from the Dark Side
 
If the NSN's no good for you, we have the number of B&Q

You might just torque it, hoist it, crank it - but beyond this point we stack the blanket.

If you need a bit to launch the rocket - no NSN and we don't stock it

We slicker now, we're grifters, groovers - we want the payband of the movers.

You might bitch to your chiefy
to Jengo you might go
but when I check the Atlas
Computer still sez no.....
So feck off.
 
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