Tantastic nightmare!

[laboratoryqueen]

Doing the ironing in this setting wearing aome dental floss cunningly disguised as swimwear makes watching you do the ironing that bit more palatable...

So that was you curtain twitching this morning ::

 

[mad_collie]

Yeah Vim, that's you told off.DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[wgaf]

OFFS!!!!!!!!!! Before this thread goes all lovey, dovey and girly. Wear a sock woman, no one will see.DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[laboratoryqueen]

OFFS!!!!!!!!!! Before this thread goes all lovey, dovey and girly. Wear a sock woman, no one will see.DT_Xtremez_14:

May I remind you that this is in fact in the forum for the girlies so we can get as lovey dovey as we like ::

 

[lisab]

Yes Wgaf now fcuk of back to the self righteous sexual deviants threads! This is the girls domain!!!!

 

[wgaf]

Yes Wgaf now fcuk of back to the self righteous sexual deviants threads! This is the girls domain!!!!

What you going to do? Join the crazy dog and delete my posts?DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[lisab]

Dont tempt me sunshine! DT_Xtremez_25:

 

[Comms_Lad]

If the lemon juice hasnt worked you could always get more fake tan put a sock over the coal like foot (so as not to make it darker) and apply to the rest of your body to match DT_Xtremez_14:

It will wear off eventually.........











..........wont it????

 

[mcdoodle]

DT_Xtremez_25: Listen hop along (MAD COLLIE)! girls do not fart we emit love puffs that either smell of roses or lavendar!

well lavenders and roses must stink of sh1t then

 

[Defender of the universe]

Book yourelf a holiday somewhere hot and let the sun do the work for you.

 

[Scaley brat]

DT_Xtremez_25: Listen hop along (MAD COLLIE)! girls do not fart we emit love puffs that either smell of roses or lavendar!

Can you teach mrs brat that one, hers fekkin stink !! DT_Xtremez_17:

They are really loud and proud too DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[work_shy_get]

I've heard that baby wipes are quite good, not sure for the coal mine look, might only work on patchiness?!