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Telling burds you want to shag them

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I was out last night and accidentally got drunk in the bop and I told this waf that I don't particulalry like that I would fcuk her if I had half the chance.... and she didn't seem to get upset... far from it.

Have I fcuked up?
 
MrCheekyMonkey said:
I was out last night and accidentally got drunk in the bop and I told this waf that I don't particulalry like that I would fcuk her if I had half the chance.... and she didn't seem to get upset... far from it.

Have I fcuked up?
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Sounds like a job for Sausage2,or if you were drunk because you are upset about SDSR a job for the Ghost of Claire Rayner.:PDT_Xtremez_19:
 
MrCheekyMonkey said:
I was out last night and accidentally got drunk in the bop and I told this waf that I don't particulalry like that I would fcuk her if I had half the chance.... and she didn't seem to get upset... far from it.

Have I fcuked up?
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Yes. Maybe you should have wooed her by saying "make love".
 
MrCheekyMonkey said:
I was out last night and accidentally got drunk in the bop and I told this waf that I don't particulalry like that I would fcuk her if I had half the chance.... and she didn't seem to get upset... far from it.

Have I fcuked up?
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Whoa there Mr CM!! - You were out LAST night, said you wanted to park your salami, did not get punched in the face and you have asked if you have fcuked up - you have not stipulated that you indeed took it like a man and woke up with her alongside you this morning.

However I can emphasise with getting accidentally drunk in a bop. Did it at Wycombe many moons ago and shagged a chef. Thought nothing of it at the time and a few months later down MPA thought I recognised a lass in shady's. Asked her where I knew her from - funny old thing twas the chef - chuffed she was not and no repeat action - bitch!!
 
I once came out with the drunken "what does it take to get in yer pants then"
She replied "have you tried asking?"

I asked...... get in there
 
However I can emphasise with getting accidentally drunk in a bop. Did it at Wycombe many moons ago and shagged a chef. Thought nothing of it at the time and a few months later down MPA thought I recognised a lass in shady's. Asked her where I knew her from - funny old thing twas the chef - chuffed she was not and no repeat action - bitch!![/QUOTE said:
Same sort of thing happened to me, recognised a lass and asked her where i knew her from, unfortunately she did want a repeat.... shame my wife was with me when the conversation started!
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Why not use the old tried and tested chat up lines?

Do you like Chicken love?
Suck this it's fowl

Do you like jewellrey?
Cop hold of this it's a gem.

If she slaps your face you know she's not as pi$$ed as you thought she was.
 
Cottesmore bop 1980 something...............


252(AKA the silver tongued cavalier)....."honey do you want to let me into your pants!!"

Honey....."no thanks 252,ive allready got a cnut in there!!!":PDT_Xtremez_09:
 
I always find that the - "If you play your cards right, you could be having the best 4 seconds of your life later" line, works for me !!

Got to get 'em laughing first.....
 
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