The Shake and Vac woman

[FOMz]

After listening to Radio 2 earlier this evening when they were talking about this advert having the most popular jingle, made me start to think. Have a look at the vid and what do you reckon? She's got a cracking set of pins on her and look at her hip action, a real writher I reckon.......

 

[the_crab]

Hell yea FOMZ......................think she need some marigolds as well though DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[airframe doctor]

Oh yes!

Oh yes!

I'll have a piece of that please! I'd even help her with her stale smell down there, only if she asked nicely of course.DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Shark537]

It's a big yes from me! Can't beat a bit of shakin'!!DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[MontyPlumbs]

I'd have to get her to sing that jingle song whilst I'm smashing her back doors in - so catchy!!!!DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[penfold93]

Dirty dirty dirty great hip and wrist action.DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[Scaley brat]

I'd sit on the sofa and fling a few webs at her I suppose. I can't get excited about a bird working !

 

[auchtermuchty]

I can't get excited about a bird........ !

Is this your attempt at modship?

 

[Scaley brat]

Is this your attempt at modship?

DT_Xtremez_31: I did say working ? Baking is a whole different matter though !! DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[monobrow]

I vaguely remember the ad from when I was a wee nipper.

You couldn't, she'd be too worried about making a mess of the floral pattern sheets!! Although good hip action!! DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[lisab]

Fomz, just a quick question for you.....are you getting any at home?, because just looking at the vast majority of the threads you start anyone could be forgiven for thinking they were started by a sex-crazed pervert!DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Who?]

Yep, nice pins and the face isn't bad either...not that it's ever stopped me before.....DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[FOMz]

Fomz, just a quick question for you.....are you getting any at home?, because just looking at the vast majority of the threads you start anyone could be forgiven for thinking they were started by a sex-crazed pervert!DT_Xtremez_15:

Yes

and

Yes

 

[wolfy]

I'd say yes for then although she must be knocking on now.

 

[Chaka]

Fomz, just a quick question for you.....are you getting any at home?, because just looking at the vast majority of the threads you start anyone could be forgiven for thinking they were started by a sex-crazed pervert!DT_Xtremez_15:

He was one of my young Jedi so I guess it's all my fault he turned into a deviant like me, sorry lisab and fellow Goaters.

Still, I did train him well and he does have a point. That Shake & Vac bird would get it large and I might be tempted to use the old celery stick, chocolate mousse and German Army helmet trick on her. As for those marigolds..............that would be a kinky addition.DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[FOMz]

Once I was the stident - now I am the master (bator) DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[tag_lincoln]

Wrong, very very wrong