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The Things Women Do to Get on Your Nerves

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Why is it that when you order food and you ask your wife/girlfriend/F**k buddy does she want chips, she says no. But then when the food arrives proceeds to help her self to your chips!

We gave her the opportunity to have a portion of her very own chips but no, instead she insists on eating yours.

Is this done just to p**s us of, or don't they realise what they are up to?

Any answers, or stories of similar femael related anoyance!!:PDT_Xtremez_25:
 
running the car down to the red then asking you to just nip out for something (usually for her) knowing you will have to fill it up :PDT_Xtremez_32: :PDT_Xtremez_32:
 
Nothing winds me up about Mrs Studley.

She is the most beautiful, sensitive, caring, giving woman god created and I have her all to myself.

And she is reading what I'm writing


Studley :PDT_Xtremez_35:
 
Ordering a portion of boiled rice to go with a Madrass and the inevitable question "can I have half of your rice, I can't eat a full one?".

Fcuk off, if I only wanted half a portion of rice, that's all I would have ordered.
 
Buy you a kick ass computer game on boxing day like say COD4. Then sit around complaining because you can't stop playing it !

Then buying you Half-life 2 (Orange box) and trying to do the same again :PDT_Xtremez_15:

Sitting in her chair and squezzing out a fart that makes the dog jump not five minutes after ripping me a new one for doing the same !! :PDT_Xtremez_21:


Off Topic I can't wait for Friday now to play more HL2 ! :PDT_Xtremez_30:

Maybe Friday night I might actually be able to PLAY COD4 online without having to reinstall the bloody game first !! ::/: :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Putting the bog lid down, so that when I come in tanked to the brim and go for the eyes closed massive post getting home ****, I splash my p!ss all over the place.

Putting 12,000 pillows on the bed that I then have to throw on the floor, then complaining when the dog sleeps on them.

Going out in my car and changing my seat, but not telling me, so that when I get in the drivers seat I nearly sever my legs on the steering wheel.

Leaving her keys in the door lock so I cant unlock the door and going to bed, so I come home from nights and have to scale the fence to wake her up with stones on the window. Then complaining about the noise.

Why am I married???
 
Waiting up and giving me a borrocking for coming home late and being pished, when I've told her not to wait up as I won't be home until late, as I'm on the pish!

Spending Money!

Bitching that we don't spend any time together when she knowingly watches shoite progammes that I ain't gonna sit and watch with her.
 
Saying " I wont buy you anything for Xmas / Birthday / Anniversary etc, so dont bother with me". Then goes out, buys you something, thus making you look a right numpty on the said day and moaning about it for weeks after.
 
quite simply it when they say 'Im Fine' It really just means the exact opposite and you just know its going to be a **** day.
 
Had a bit of a domestic, I had a bit of a tidy last weekend when the mrs was at work, turns out the envelope under the Hi Fi contained our sons first hair clippings from his first haircut. Well im afraid it got thrown out and by god has she gone spastic! Best thing is though I told her not to leave it lying around as it would get lost, shes having none of it . Looks like world war three has started.

:S
 
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