The "Trouser stroke"

[chumpzilla]

Girls, can someone clarify this!? Why is it that when you stand up/move in a different direction/come back from the toilet/etc do you stroke your trousers around your bums?

It really is a strange habit that most women have...!

 

[lisab]

Because it feels nice! to be honest I have no idea, not even sure if I do it! Why do you fellas fiddle with your crotch?

Hope this helps!!!

 

[R_Squared]

Because it feels nice! ...... Why do you fellas fiddle with your crotch?....

I think you've answered your own question, like you needed to ask.

 

[grumpyoldb]

Because it feels nice! to be honest I have no idea, not even sure if I do it! Why do you fellas fiddle with your crotch?

Hope this helps!!!

To make sure we haven't left anything out. DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Stevienics]

Why do you fellas fiddle with your crotch?

Hope this helps!!!

.......because there are fewer greater discomforts than a pube trapped behind the old pork scabbard.

 

[shoutingwind]

its a self perservation move with a three fold purpose: 1- to ensure that your skirt isn't tucked into your knickers (or any item of clothing really) ,2- to make sure your hands are dry 3- to manually asses the whereabouts of your VPL, and adjust as necessary

 

[grumpyoldb]

its a self perservation move with a three fold purpose: 1- to ensure that your skirt isn't tucked into your knickers (or any item of clothing really) ,2- to make sure your hands are dry 3- to manually asses the whereabouts of your VPL, and adjust as necessary

How many asses do you have? DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[shoutingwind]

i'm a WRAF... how many do you think i have???

 

[grumpyoldb]

i'm a WRAF... how many do you think i have???

Probably..................enough! Not that I have ever been known to complain about WRAF's asses. DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[RAF Bird]

.......because there are fewer greater discomforts than a pube trapped behind the old pork scabbard.

WTF are you doing with pubes long enough to get trapped in that?? Why do you not trim them down??? Bloody hell I feel sorry for wah lass if you subject her to a mouth of cotton wool pubes every time she pops down for a bit of oral entertainment!!

 

[grumpyoldb]

WTF are you doing with pubes long enough to get trapped in that?? Why do you not trim them down??? Bloody hell I feel sorry for wah lass if you subject her to a mouth of cotton wool pubes every time she pops down for a bit of oral entertainment!!

Think of it as dental floss. DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[sausage2]

WTF are you doing with pubes long enough to get trapped in that?? Why do you not trim them down??? Bloody hell I feel sorry for wah lass if you subject her to a mouth of cotton wool pubes every time she pops down for a bit of oral entertainment!!

Quite frankly, if she is too lazy to trim my pubes, then she gets what she deserves.