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One of the founder members of the wing is writing a book on the wing mongs!

The current Wing WO is asking for stories... I'm sure there are some corkers.

£10 says Sgt Li**el-Two-Zero gets mentioned :)
 
jack brew said:
£10 says Sgt Li**el-Two-Zero gets mentioned :)
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Especially his personal 'Art' video that he made of himself going up the wrong 'un.


Is said WO hoping to retire on the proceeds?
If I contribute, I'll want a cut... I attended some of the p0rno 5luts parties and have one or two stories. (I went purely in an observatory role you understand).



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Especially his personal 'Art' video that he made of himself going up the wrong 'un.
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Those crazy Dutch guys who hung about the ECOS seemed to like it.


How about a certain Private Pile look-a-like who was discovered throwing one off the wrist over a chicks with dicks flick in the wing room at DJ Barracks?

Or what about two hapless wing warriors getting covered in 6 month old **** whilst carrying out USL ops one rainy night on G40?

Perhaps the daily competition to see who would be first to make a certain female officer cry over something trivial during Ex Rhino Replen?

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Perhaps the daily competition to see who would be first to make a certain female officer cry over something trivial during Ex Rhino Replen?

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On the trivial side Tripper's lack of night vision made her cry the best. Or perhaps it was just her lusting over a certain SNCO's rather large appendage.

Personally thought during 'Top Banana' when the boys were lining up to give her a pearl necklace was another top moment.

PS

Who is going to help 'Uncle Bob' with the big words.
 
Ha ha norman perhaps he want stories of mean Cpl's bullying their young and impressionable SAC's into spider hell!!!! :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
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Gents, and lady,

Could I ask you all to be mindful of some of the content posted in this thread as some events could prove both incriminating and cause some personal problems for individuals, not to mention detrimental publicity for both the Service and TSW. I only raise this point as "higher authorities" watch this site and this thread has been mentioned already. Funny and relevent stories are fair game but please do not identify individuals or post stories that could embarass family members.

Many thanks

Jazzyg
 
RAF Bird said:
Ha ha norman perhaps he want stories of mean Cpl's bullying their young and impressionable SAC's into spider hell!!!! :PDT_Xtremez_28:
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It made you into the keen, enthusiastic, well rounded airwoman that you are today. I stand by my actions! :PDT_Xtremez_15:

JazzyG - You will find it hard to censor content on this site & the internet in general mate. That's just how it is I'm afraid, free speech & all that.
Perhaps you should have a word with this 'jack brew' character and advise him not to start threads that may entice others to post inappropiate content? Just a thought! :PDT_Xtremez_21:
 
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I'll just add in that Norman didn't actually bully me...

and Norman your so right you have made me a better person..... thanx for that!!::P:
 
RAF Bird said:
I'll just add in that Norman didn't actually bully me...

and Norman your so right you have made me a better person..... thanx for that!!::P:
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Cheers RAF Bird. When I said 'well rounded' I was not refering to your Kate Moss like physique. :PDT_Xtremez_15:

See you @ the Dawsons for a beer if your around mate!
 
RAF Bird etc the mutual admiring stuff is all very all interesting but have you got any real stories.

Try these for starters. What about the TAC B ending up on the main railway line.

Or Ding Ding round one missing from Freedom of Stafford parade due to black eye.
 
BBQ's on the roof of Hornell Block?

Certain gob****e MT driver leaving his rifle in a 12x12 on the other side of Germany when he was the previously mentioned weepy female officers driver on Rhino Replen?

The ginger monster and her scary collection of knives?

Toothless ex-MT driver (verbally) laying onto many heads of sheds at his leaving do to such an extent that it scared many of them from attending such events for a while?

On Pegasus Strike II a certain young officer who decided on his recce that marshy ground at the end of a runway would make an ideal place to set-up a refuelling point and that the exercise was "sort of tactical" (his words), which meant that we turned up at a full tac airborne exercise with a nice big white LDV minibus and a lack of camouflage nets. Oh and a day later a rapidly sinking into a swamp refuelling point after the forecast rain began.:PDT_Xtremez_25:

3 rounds across the pan at R850? Don't worry, holes are good for fuel tanks.....:PDT_Xtremez_35:

The game of 'hide the Muslim call to prayer alarm clock' to keep the night shift guys at R850 entertained at 0300ish?

Bloody hell, have any of you lads got a sandbag handy? With all the potential stories you could be here a while and you may want to sit down.
 
TSW Chronicles

TSW Chronicles

Good Afternoon,

Having read some of the stories in this TSW thread.I thought i would add a few to jog peoples memories.

All in all i had a good time on the Wing.So here goes.

1.In ref to Bob McBey mmmmmmmmm ill keep that one to my self,as i have alot of respect for this man.

2.I do remember hearing about SAS Natrass and his playing with a AK47 in the Gulf.:PDT_Xtremez_25:

3.The swimming pool at Silopi in 91 now that was a great place to be.The best part was the 2 day drive at the end from Silopi to Gaziantep then day2 to Adana and Coach to Incirlik and home for medals via Mearsk.And a damned nice steak meal as well.
I went twice on this Det.and have just remembered Mickey Flynn and Flt Lt Stephens with a severe bout of the screaming Ab Dabs.Boy was he ill.And then Mickey ****ing out the back door of the coach on the way back from Brize to Stafford.

4.Not so good was when i first joined the Wing.I had volunteered to go to N.I Xmas 90.And was told by Coco the Clown aka Sgt Ops.Thanks oh youll be home in six weeks.What a Mug it was Feb91 i came back.That was nearly a divorce lol.Talk about Wing before Family lol.

5.On a serious note my sad memory is a recent one having found out about John Spencer and his accident.That saddens me greatly.As i served with John in Silopi and had some good times.I hope he is well.

6.If anyone want to get in touch PM ME.I see Will Williams and Owen Nelson and Denz alot.

Thanks
Jim Maher TSW 90-93:PDT_Xtremez_34:
 
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mmmmmm, stories about the wing eh and who did what, where do I start??????????
 
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