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Things are getting warmer on the Ukraine border plenty of troop movements and sabre rattling by that nice Mr Putin's chaps. And now we seem to be taking an interest in proceedings.


Jingoistic jibberish from the Mail


Bit of background from the Beeb


Oh dear this has the potential to get properly messy
 
Russia has 25,000 troops and we are sending elements of 2MT Sqn....

Putin will be shitting himself at facing up to a few door slammers.
 
The door slammers are only there to drop the highly trained, steely-eyed trained blanket stackers at their hotels....
 
We just need to deploy a crack section of stewards into the mix and it’ll be game over for the Ruskies...
 
So long planned turn as part of an enduring nato air policing op taking place then.

Slightly less jingoistic headline.
 
So we send (In the world of E-Goat) a select band of Door slammers, stacker's and stewards surely now we need a some shiny PSF types to sort out the detachment rates etc.
 
And dont forget the TG1 Chf Tech who hasnt seen a spanner or an aircraft in 10+ years to do QA, or the FS to carry a clipboard round and allocate some duties.
 
And dont forget the TG1 Chf Tech who hasnt seen a spanner or an aircraft in 10+ years to do QA, or the FS to carry a clipboard round and allocate some duties.
That's ridiculous...he wouldn't be bringing his extensive training and experience of 'Continuous Improvement' to bear if he was wasted on other 'gravy train' activities.
 
With this many folk on the jolly we may now need a few barrier techs in case of any detachment misdemeanors. At this rate of expansion there'll be a need for a LEAN team soon but obviously only after decent hotels have been sorted.
 
So we send (In the world of E-Goat) a select band of Door slammers, stacker's and stewards surely now we need a some shiny PSF types to sort out the detachment rates etc.

Don't forget the nuclear option of a Diversity Ally & Gender Advisor.
 
Supported by a couple of mirror techs to ensure toned & honed bodies in the meeja pics......
 
I’m not sure if Command Accounts still exists in the form that provided much sport for us on Nims whilst abroad but I feel they are essential to any TTW and subsequent bun fight, making sure people get receipts for those buns or to guarantee that allowances will always be under review when 17p of underspend by a night shift worker. Fecking spearhead of any thrust they are...
 
This growing gathering is going to need a punchy "on Ops" name.

Op?
 
I do hope there's Health and Safety bods on this OP.....In a theatre of potential conflict we really don't want anyone to get injured or hurt......

Call it.....'OP CAREFUL HOW YOU GO NOW'.......
 
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