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VICE. at Formal Dinner WTF. Apologies if this is wrong forum, new to this malarky...

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Ladies & Gentlemen
I've been invited to be VICE at a formal RAuxAF Sqdn Dinner this weekend. I have no "previous," & this partially account for my selection. I am pleased but now feel a bit vulnerable & do not want to screw up.

I believe I have to propose toast to the Soveriegn amongst other duties. I will have trusty colleagues nearby but would like to have 'the inside track from those, who know. I'm niave but not completely daft. I welcome any advice with gratitude. I'll trust all but will suspect any suggestions for outrageous actions are mischief.

PS: I just witnessed the start of the Olympic torch in Brighton. As a cynical git I was surprised how good it was & hope the spectacle is a success. Here's hoping those of you dragooned into su[pport roles have a great time too.


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You will be responsible for entertaining the diners for 5-10 mins whilst those on the the top table make their way to the bar. Invite some audience participation (pull names out of a hat), tell jokes etc.

You have free reign to put anyone down regardless of rank and don't forget to make outrageous comments about their fashion sense.

Don't forget you are 'head snitch' when it comes to dobbing people in for fines.
 
I always love coming back from the toilet to find that we have now changed drinking hands..
 
Any place cards are open for a comment or observation - if left unattended and a pen is handy:0

If you can get the gemmel then you have control and a couple of free drinks:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Last but not least - you are in control so enjoy it and level a few playing fields and ego's!!:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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