Weird Voices

[propersplitbrainme]

There's a TV ad currently running for Travel Supermarket in which a bloke says
"We need to travel to Barcelona"
And a bird replies..
"As soon as possible"
But she says it in a really freaky voice pronouncing possible as 'possaboow'.

And on Sky's intro to the Simpson's two blokes are betting who can order a Domino's Pizza the fastest (why you would want to order one at all is another matter). One of them thinks its faster telephoning, but can't find the phone and whines..
"Oh where's the phone" in a pathetic 'its not fair voice'.

Any other weird voices that make your skin crawl when you hear them?

 

[Tin basher]

Any other weird voices?

"When I was on Vulcan's"
"Inside the F700 you will find......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Warp speed is best expressed as a function of.........zzzzzzzz"

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[MontyPlumbs]

There's a TV ad currently running for Travel Supermarket in which a bloke says
"We need to travel to Barcelona"
And a bird replies..
"As soon as possible"
But she says it in a really freaky voice pronouncing possible as 'possaboow'.

And on Sky's intro to the Simpson's two blokes are betting who can order a Domino's Pizza the fastest (why you would want to order one at all is another matter). One of them thinks its faster telephoning, but can't find the phone and whines..
"Oh where's the phone" in a pathetic 'its not fair voice'.

Any other weird voices that make your skin crawl when you hear them?

"josh, dad's found ya scoootah!"...
"Stand by for a test of the station crash alarm....."

Anything said by a Fairy!DT_Xtremez_19:

 

[Captain Slog]

"When I was on Vulcan's"
"Inside the F700 you will find......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Warp speed is best expressed as a function of.........zzzzzzzz":

Ha fcuking Ha, that's it, your definitly on the next LITS course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Anything that Gordon Strachan says".
"Newcastle are on Match of Day tonight".
"You are the weakest link - Goodbye".
"Nanoo - Nanoo".

 

[auchtermuchty]

Absolutely anything said by Francis Wilson the weatherman.

Whatever we decide Mono should do to his insubordinate little scroat on another thread, I'll pay good money to do to Francis 'I'm too smarmy for this' Wilson!DT_Xtremez_25:

 

[Yossarian]

^^ But this is in the "Birds" thread, so I guess propersplitbrain was getting at Birds who have annoying voices.

My vote goes for Lulu..... one minute she's got a sort of mid-Atlantic accent halfway between the UK and the States.....
But put her on a programme where she has to "Identify" with jocks and all of a sudden she sounds like a wino from Sauchiehall Street.

Wandering accented bloody glaswegian!

 

[mad_mo]

Not exactly a bird, but someone did mention a male previously.

WTF is Hugh Laurie all about. That pathetic septic accent he puts on soooo badly in the septic show House, M.D.

 

[auchtermuchty]

^^ But this is in the "Birds" thread, so I guess propersplitbrain was getting at Birds who have annoying voices.

Why then is he complaining about two BLOKES in a domino pizza ad? Personally I think this should be in the 'What grips my.......' forum

I think Wilson takes it up the backdoor anyway so he's as good as a woman!

 

[propersplitbrainme]

Yeah, I started out thinking about annoying birds voices and then the whinger from the Domino's thing came to mind. So it really should be in the Grips My **** Forum, my bad DT_Xtremez_06:

 

[Just like watching Brazil]

Yeah, I started out thinking about annoying birds voices and then the whinger from the Domino's thing came to mind. So it really should be in the Grips My **** Forum, my bad DT_Xtremez_06:

In that case this will probably be moved eventually so I'll add my two penneth worth

The bloke at Birmingham New Street over the tannoy who repeats it for some reason
"Birmingham New Street, this is Birmingham New Street"

I heard you the first time pal