What the Fook do they mean......

[Mohammed The Bear]

At first when I saw this headline I thought, Great!!!! Someone has finally cracked their code and can understand what they mean ............. especially when they say "nothing's wrong" imagine the power a man could wield if he could understand womaneeze.

MY HOPES WERE DASHED WHEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH AND STARTED TALKING P15H

 

[mick-a-nick]

Married to mine for 31 years, still don't understand womaneese, two daughtets are crap at translation, could be that they speak a different form of womaneese!
Just nod and say 'Yes' in a couple of silences. Women need to understand that 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly good answers to the majority of questions.:raf:

 

[Wobbly_Jon]

After thirtysomething years I have learned was to:

1. Smile sweetly

2. Nod or shake your head as appropriate

3. Say YES or NO Dear at the appropriate time

All this while reading the paper or watching TV

Multi-tasking, Piece of P1sh

But even now I still can't uderstand womanees

 

[Boarderlyne]

Married to mine for 31 years, still don't understand womaneese, two daughtets are crap at translation, could be that they speak a different form of womaneese!
Just nod and say 'Yes' in a couple of silences. Women need to understand that 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly good answers to the majority of questions.:raf:

Spawny fecker! Got 6 of the female sort in this lunatic asylum. Bad enough trying to translate womanese, but when they start adding Chav, Emo, Goth and Brummie, then I'm really fecked! Best defence seems to be empty wallet fast into alternate account and then go "We're skint!" DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Spawny fecker! Got 6 of the female sort in this lunatic asylum. Bad enough trying to translate womanese, but when they start adding Chav, Emo, Goth and Brummie, then I'm really fecked! Best defence seems to be empty wallet fast into alternate account and then go "We're skint!" DT_Xtremez_30:

Should have kept it in yer pants then!!!!!

 

[Boarderlyne]

Should have kept it in yer pants then!!!!!

Worst bit is that I am responsible for only one of them making an appearance. The rest were a case of Boarderlyne. Just add for instant family! DT_Xtremez_35: Now, you should understand the logon!

 

[Shugster]

Should have kept it in yer pants then!!!!!

A mate once said, "God gave man a brain and a d1ck, but only enough blood to run one at a time"DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Worst bit is that I am responsible for only one of them making an appearance. The rest were a case of Boarderlyne. Just add for instant family! DT_Xtremez_35: Now, you should understand the logon!

And you willingly took them on? Fcuk me, are you certifiable or what?DT_Xtremez_15:

Your missus must be a stunner then!!!DT_Xtremez_28: