Why I care about the Royal Wedding

[MontyPlumbs]

Mostly due to the fine filly that is Pippa Middleton.

She would get it.....until it fell off, plus I bet she's got a really posh voice and likes one up the chocolate highway...

 

[vim_fuego]

There's no easy way of saying this but after I dumped her ex-public schoolboy Alex Loudon jumped on it...

 

[grumpyoldb]

I reckon Wills missed his chance. He should've phoned Cath the night before the wedding and demanded a threesome with her and Pippa or the weddings off. DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[MontyPlumbs]

I reckon Wills missed his chance. He should've phoned Cath the night before the wedding and demanded a threesome with her and Pippa or the weddings off. DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_31:

Ain't that the truth! Surely being future King allows some perks?

I would give my right nut to spaff over Pippas face!

 

[Shugster]

I wonder how she feels knowing there are around 1,000,000+ men all rubbing one out over her pictures?

 

[grumpyoldb]

Ain't that the truth! Surely being future King allows some perks?

I would give my right nut to spaff over Pippas face!

She'd have to gargle tho'! DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[MontyPlumbs]

I wonder how she feels knowing there are around 1,000,000+ men all rubbing one out over her pictures?

She's probably sat in stockings and crotchless panties flicking her bean at the thought!

 

[Tin basher]

She seems to be lacking a decent feed and some chebs, nice legs though.

 

[MontyPlumbs]

She seems to be lacking a decent feed and some chebs, nice legs though.

Behave! She's a goddess and worthy of my best efforts to break her pelvis!

 

[grumpyoldb]

I'd happily use the "tradesmans entrance"! DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[spike7451]

I wonder how she feels knowing there are around 1,000,000+ men all rubbing one out over her pictures?

Messy?????

 

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

Messi has more chance.. Have sweet dreams losers, cos she is not going to look at low life at our level..

 

[Ex-Splitter and Proud]

Messi has more chance.. Have sweet dreams losers, cos she is not going to look at low life at our level..

Oh thanks!... Shatter the illusion, why don't you?
DT_Xtremez_06:

 

[Shugster]

Oh thanks!... Shatter the illusion, why don't you?
DT_Xtremez_06:

She's common stock mate.... However being famous and fit as anything she's been promoted to the champions league a world away from us Sunday pub team league peasants.

 

[grumpyoldb]

Messi has more chance.. Have sweet dreams losers, cos she is not going to look at low life at our level..

You mean she's never experienced a knee trembler round the back of the bop on a saturday night? DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

Bet she can be as common as she wants to be.. But if you ain't got the dosh..DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Shugster]

There is no stronger knicker removing agent in the World than Money.

 

[Stevienics]

True. Rohipnol has had its day.

 

[MontyPlumbs]

There is no stronger knicker removing agent in the World than Money.

True, but in these dark financial times, I find nylon cord and gaffer tape to be a suitable replacement.

 

[topstop]

I find the chat up line "Does this smell of chloroform to you" is very reliable.