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Been away a while and I have just noticed I'm a Goat Fiddler! Now whilst I am an exponent of this ancient, and honourable, sexual art. I am wondering how I came by this honorific, anything to do with my swipe at NOP?
 
Stax said:
Been away a while and I have just noticed I'm a Goat Fiddler! Now whilst I am an exponent of this ancient, and honourable, sexual art. I am wondering how I came by this honorific, anything to do with my swipe at NOP?
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Nah somebody in the inner rectum or is that sanctum probably got bored and starte fiddling with personal tags, for some reason I became and GENTLEMAN overnight FFS
 
I don't actually mind the title, I feel it says something about me and its better than being a Gentleman!
 
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I don't actually mind the title, I feel it says something about me and its better than being a Gentleman!
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At least the cnuts didn't make me an officer and a Gentleman, that would have been too much.

Happy New Year Taff.
 
Hu Jardon said:
I've just tried and failed at changing yours to Orifice for Alkihol

Hu
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I like that I'll try myself:PDT_Xtremez_28:

How goes things at the sharp end? Our wife looks a little frazzled what with cooking 2 christmas dinners, looking after 2 families and putting 2 drunks to bed she needs a break!. Shall we go on cpx det to Deci to give her chance to clean up?:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
gemarriott said:
I like that I'll try myself:PDT_Xtremez_28:

How goes things at the sharp end? Our wife looks a little frazzled what with cooking 2 christmas dinners, looking after 2 families and putting 2 drunks to bed she needs a break!. Shall we go on cpx det to Deci to give her chance to clean up?:PDT_Xtremez_14:
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I've just brought her back from a few days away from the Kitchen and she seems quite laid back at the moment - she hasn't had to cook since Christmas Eve

But she keeps mentioning the SALES - fcuk that

Also she keeps saying "THAT LOOKS NICE" everytime them Magnet Kitchen Adverts come on - I'm glad I'm working this weekend

Have a Good Un

Hu
 
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