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What are your thoughts one has got to be
Black eyed peas
“My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.”
This has got to be the least appealing description for the female anatomy every conceived.
 
I don't want to see a ghost
it's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast.....

WTF is that all about ? :PDT_Xtremez_32:

ANd the annoying
Punk rocker with flowers in my hair...... makes me violent everytime I hear it :PDT_Xtremez_21:
 
Scaley brat said:
I don't want to see a ghost
it's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast.....

WTF is that all about ? :PDT_Xtremez_32:

ANd the annoying
Punk rocker with flowers in my hair...... makes me violent everytime I hear it :PDT_Xtremez_21:
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To be honest though I have to agree with her I'd rather have a piece of toast than see a ghost but just because it rhymes doesnt mean you have to make a song out of it!!!! Come on people all you rock gods out there there must be some horrific lyrical loonesy in your collections!!!
 
Shakira:

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains"


Yeah love. Cos many is the time I've been stomping on someone's tits while I though I was in fact hiking.

"Sorry Darlin, thought I was on Kinder Scout".
 
Keane - Bedshaped

You'll follow me back
With the sun in your eyes
And on your own
Bedshaped
And legs of stone
You'll knock on my door
And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?
What do I know?
I know!

What possible cocktail of drugs can make that lot make sense?
 
Go back a few years to East 17's "Alright alright everything's gonna be alright alright alright it's really alright". How they made money out of that is beyond me.
 
There she was just a walking down the street
Singing Do-wah-didy didy-dum-didy-do...:PDT_Xtremez_35:

Well firstly I'd cross the road to avoid someone who most likley is a deranged serial killer!!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_25:
 
[QUOTE ANd the annoying
Punk rocker with flowers in my hair...... makes me violent everytime I hear it :PDT_Xtremez_21:[/QUOTE]

If you listen to it again and think Prawn Cracker when she says Punk Rocker it will annoy you even more
 
Little James by Oasis the first song Liams wrote that got ona an album was utter garbage:

"You live for your toys, even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plastercine
Or even tried a trampoline"

Might as well have put thw whole thing down really realy awful.

But the worst ever, possibly, is One True Voice,they won one of them reality shows, a song called Shakespears Words
The chorus is:

If I had Shakespeares way with words,
I would write a sonnet, put your name upon it,
How can I be heard?
In my heart I am a poet, don't know how to show it,
If only I had Shakespeare's way with words.
 
No No No No No No No No No No No No theres no Limits

or

House House Nation (Repeat lots)

or

I'm as serious as cancer
when i say rhythmn is a dancer
 
I hat eto do this, cos I love the band. But...
Saxon - 747(strangers in the night) has the line
Flight coming wide, coming out of the sun...... at fekkin night ! Get a grip Biff FFS
 
"Same old boring sunday morning.....old mans out........ WASHING THE CAR"!!!

The members, LATE 70'S, sang with attitude and anger. What a cock he looked..
 
"...Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave"


:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Seymour [email said:
Tw@tt;103954]"...Oh[/email], say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave"


:PDT_Xtremez_30:
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I think we have a winner!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30: naughty Seymour but very true!!!
 
Nirvana must be up there with these beautys

Nirvana must be up there with these beautys

"A Mulatto an albino a mosquito my libido yeah"

"Sell the kids for food weather changes moods"

Lets face it Nirvana wrote some awesome tunes during their short time but many of the lyrics were just absurd. Only Cobain himself could have known what he was singing about.
 
What about QUEEN.... Tie Your Mother Down...
"Take your little brother swimming with a brick that's alright!"
 
How about this utter drivel?

And also, just because the stupid great cnut cant pronounce the cars' name correctly, Akon on Gwen Steffani's Great Escape. It's pronounced guy-ardo you stupid american pr1ck and not gal-lardo (Lamborghini Gallardo)
 
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