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You are right with this one its just as Sh*t as that Chacarron drivel. I just cant beleive that there are people out there that (1) Make this type of utter Sh*t music and (2) Buy the Fukken Cd's. I really am feeling hatred towards anyone who can class this Sh*te as musical talent. :PDT_Xtremez_32:
 
Not sure its even classed as music, but WTF is Hasselhoff going on about in his classic hit "Jump In My Car"? Apart from sounding like some sort of drive-by rapist anthem, it also has a bird singing "Pardon me, sir" which is hilarious.
 
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airforceone said:
Not sure its even classed as music, but WTF is Hasselhoff going on about in his classic hit "Jump In My Car"? Apart from sounding like some sort of drive-by rapist anthem, it also has a bird singing "Pardon me, sir" which is hilarious.
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Straying off topic slightly, but have a look on youtube for the Hasselhoff cover of "hooked on a feeling".

Not the worst song lyrics ever, but it must be the worst video.

(Not able to link or embed as I'm at work, but I'll do it later).
 
How about the Venga Boys "Boom boom boom, I want you in my room"? There'd only be one boom and that's from a howitzer I'm afraid.

The Police "De do do do de da da da, that's all you ever say to me" - Roverwoman's never said that to me.

On a slightly different note, is Delores O'Riordan from the Cranberries the only person in the world who can make "Bombs" and Guns" sound the same? And that awful yodelling!! Mind you, she'd get a large portion from me.
 
Another 70's horror story Adrian Gurvitz "Classic"

"Gonna write a classic,
Gonna write it in an attic (!)
Babe I'm an addict,
An addict for your love"

ouch !
 
Anything by Beyonce. When she comes on the radio, regardless of what im doing i go out of my way just to purely turn the sound off.

But yes My Humps by Black eyed peas - are they the only words that they know?
 
Anything by that tw4t Mike Skinner. Cr4ppy GCSE level poetry not helped by his self pitying mockney whine.

I'm hoping to bump into him one day when I have a can of petrol and some matches.:PDT_Xtremez_25:
 
Plastic Bertrands 1970s French punk classic 'Ca Plane Pour Moi'. Its used today by Renault as the backing track for their Megane Scenic adverts - fitting really, crap song for a bland car. ::P:

The english version of the lyrics are a masterpiece....

Wham! Bam! my cat Splash
lies on my bed with his tongue puffed out
by drinking all my whisky.
As for me, not enough sleep, drained, persecuted,
I had to sleep in the gutter
where I had a flash
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
in four colours

Allez-oop! One morning
a darling came to my home,
a cellophane puppet with Chinese hair,
a plaster, a hangover,
drank my beer in a large rubber glass
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
like an Indian in his igloo

This life’s for me, this life’s for me
This life’s for me me me me me
This life’s for me
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
This life’s for me

And so it continues in its own baffling way.
The French eh? :rolleyes:
 
I'm sorry - these lyrics have always grated on me and puzzled me way too much (oh I try to read into everything - but this one - can't stand it!!)

Donna Summer, Richard Harris, the Four Tops et al "MacArthur Park"

"Someone left the cake out in the rain/I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it/And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!"

What is that all about????????:PDT_Xtremez_17:
 
katinthehat said:
I'm sorry - these lyrics have always grated on me and puzzled me way too much (oh I try to read into everything - but this one - can't stand it!!)

Donna Summer, Richard Harris, the Four Tops et al "MacArthur Park"

"Someone left the cake out in the rain/I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it/And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!"

What is that all about????????:PDT_Xtremez_17:
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The lyrics are way out but it music is fantastic.
 
Why oh why has anyone failed to mention Aqua and 'Barbie Girl'? The song and lyrics have been made worse by that dickhead on X Factor who did the male and female voices. WTF is 'You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere' about????
 
Statty Queen said:
Why oh why has anyone failed to mention Aqua and 'Barbie Girl'? The song and lyrics have been made worse by that dickhead on X Factor who did the male and female voices. WTF is 'You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere' about????
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Its about a Barbie Doll!!!!!!!
 
How about "Stand and deliver, your money or your life, Da diddly qua qua, da diddley qua qua

I ain't saying she a gold digger. I'm sorry but if you're going to use the ENGLISH language, please use it correctly by inserting the word "is".

Her face is a map of the world, you can see she's a beautiful girl. No KT, I think she'd look quite hideous actually.
 
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katinthehat said:
I'm sorry - these lyrics have always grated on me and puzzled me way too much (oh I try to read into everything - but this one - can't stand it!!)

Donna Summer, Richard Harris, the Four Tops et al "MacArthur Park"

"Someone left the cake out in the rain/I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it/And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!"

What is that all about????????:PDT_Xtremez_17:
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Kat I don't think there too much to read into it really it's a long winded simile for a ruined relationship that can't be patched up.
 
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I just found this gem from the 2003 Austrian Eurovision entry!

Little rabbits have short noses
And kittens soft paws
And Mother Holle likes her wool
From the african dromedary
 
PSF Angel said:
I just found this gem from the 2003 Austrian Eurovision entry!

Little rabbits have short noses
And kittens soft paws
And Mother Holle likes her wool
From the african dromedary
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WTF????? Another reason for ending this annual disgrace. What a waste of time it is.
 
I hadn't read this thread before but it was in new posts how did it get to 4 pages with no mention of Trio "Da Da Da Da".

Oh and anything by Echo and the Bunny men
 
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