X Factor birds

[NotAnIDOYet]

I know that there is a chance I may be ridiculed but sat watching said program with Mrs NAIDOY there is a couple of fine young trouts that deserve their back doors rammed in at high speed, and I don't just mean Danni Minogue!

Anyone else have an opinion on these ladies?

 

[Vagabond]

My opinion is that they should be shot at dawn to prevent them from ever singing again. After being half fcuked to death.

Another bunch of talentless wannabees.

 

[Wonky Tonka]

Wasn't the one on the far right in last years competition?

Didn't make it as a solo artist, so decided to try the group thing?

 

[dodgysootie]

Cooheed, pass me the AK47!!!!!

 

[jack brew]

Middle one is in trouble -she's going to get it and doesn't know it!!!

 

[FOMz]

Being an upstanding SNCO and looking out for the moral welfare of everyone else, I took it upon myself to go and nail each of them indivually and then gangbang them.

It is my sorry duty to report that they are all sh1te in bed and I had to go an have one off the wrist eachtime afterwards to finish myself off.

The blonde one has a good little party trick of shoving the tip of her tongue into your japs eye though.

 

[tourettes]

Wanton harlots all gagging for a session of hot love from HM's finest!

Form an orderly queue please gentleman.

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

There goes my tea...

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[tourettes]

I forgot to say I'll have the one on the left hand side, as any bird who can do the splits like that gets my vote. Yes I also end up watching this pap with Mrs Tourettes.

 

[skevans]

Wasn't the one on the far right in last years competition?

Didn't make it as a solo artist, so decided to try the group thing?

Correct.

It's the same story for all of them.

 

[BuckyOHare]

Having been made to watch this drivel by Mrs O'Hare, I have a sneaky feling that whole thing is rigged for these manufactured plastic "pop" girls to win so that Simon Cowell can have a rival for the likes of Girls Aloud. After all, ITV aren't exactly trustworthy when it comes to the accuracy of £5 a second phone in competitions are they?DT_Xtremez_41:

 

[Warwick Hunt]

Having been made to watch this drivel by Mrs O'Hare, I have a sneaky feling that whole thing is rigged for these manufactured plastic "pop" girls to win so that Simon Cowell can have a rival for the likes of Girls Aloud. After all, ITV aren't exactly trustworthy when it comes to the accuracy of £5 a second phone in competitions are they?DT_Xtremez_41:

I think whether they'll win or not, Cowell's going to look after them regrdless. Same as Future Poofs, that boy band.

Mind you, those strumpets looked quite foxy in those outfits they were wearing though!