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AceRimmer
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you are in a good mood today mate!
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you are in a good mood today mate!
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Right ok I will ask you this.
If i got lost and posted on here saying.
"I am off to Cosford on TMT and I am lost can any one tell me the way?"
What reply will I get?
a) look in the book!
b) you're going to be a CPL use your noggin.
c) Ah when I went I followed A?? then onto the A?? then turned onto a big wide road with blue signs and turned off at the RAF Museum sign.
I await the post asking what speed his broadband will be and what signal he will get on his phone and what days someone comes to wipe his backside!!!!
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Seems to be a lot of tetchy people on here. In my opinion they guy just asked a simple question, after all this is a forum.
Ask yourself this...If you get lost do you all go and find a map or do you ask someone directions?
Right ok I will ask you this.
If i got lost and posted on here saying.
"I am off to Cosford on TMT and I am lost can any one tell me the way?"
What reply will I get?
a) look in the book!
b) you're going to be a CPL use your noggin.
c) Ah when I went I followed A?? then onto the A?? then turned onto a big wide road with blue signs and turned off at the RAF Museum sign.
I await the post asking what speed his broadband will be and what signal he will get on his phone and what days someone comes to wipe his backside!!!!
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TeaBarMech
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Well, I've finally caught up with this thread after it seems to have snowballed massively out of control over the last few days. Although I can't say I'm the least bit surprised that the majority of users on the goat have used a blatant off the cuff request for advice, as an excuse to vilify someone for having the audacity to be promoted.
It might come as a surprise, but yes I have the competence to "read". Moreover I can read the JSP and determine for myself what I may and may not be able to claim for. On top of that I do indeed have the mental capacity to "crack a joke" and feel a little aggrieved to be slated for daring to suggest "reading JSP's is boring as fcuk" - when A) it was a fcukin' joke and B) they ARE borin' as fcuk!
I was simply (God forbid) using a "forum" in the same way I would ask any lad in the tea bar for a bit of friendly advice. Unfortunately, by not being able to communicate my question as it would have been asked in said tea bar - in text form, I had to hope (how fcukin stupid of me) that readers would be able to take it as I had intended.
I apologise, I was wrong to assume that there would be some chilled out guys on here who might sling a new lad a bit of gen, I hadn't realised quite how many self important, book preaching w4nkers there are on this site. B!tching about " my mate can read a book - he should be promoted..." what a load of sh!te. I'm good at my job, I'm experienced and I deserve everything I've worked fcukin hard to earn. If you don't like it, fcuk off.
Needless to say I won't be asking for anymore advice (I'm sure a few of you will be pleased no doubt) this site is a fcukin disgrace and some of you should be embarassed, no, ashamed of your petty and malicious behaviour.
It might come as a surprise, but yes I have the competence to "read". Moreover I can read the JSP and determine for myself what I may and may not be able to claim for. On top of that I do indeed have the mental capacity to "crack a joke" and feel a little aggrieved to be slated for daring to suggest "reading JSP's is boring as fcuk" - when A) it was a fcukin' joke and B) they ARE borin' as fcuk!
I was simply (God forbid) using a "forum" in the same way I would ask any lad in the tea bar for a bit of friendly advice. Unfortunately, by not being able to communicate my question as it would have been asked in said tea bar - in text form, I had to hope (how fcukin stupid of me) that readers would be able to take it as I had intended.
I apologise, I was wrong to assume that there would be some chilled out guys on here who might sling a new lad a bit of gen, I hadn't realised quite how many self important, book preaching w4nkers there are on this site. B!tching about " my mate can read a book - he should be promoted..." what a load of sh!te. I'm good at my job, I'm experienced and I deserve everything I've worked fcukin hard to earn. If you don't like it, fcuk off.
Needless to say I won't be asking for anymore advice (I'm sure a few of you will be pleased no doubt) this site is a fcukin disgrace and some of you should be embarassed, no, ashamed of your petty and malicious behaviour.
mad_collie
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Well, I've finally caught up with this thread after it seems to have snowballed massively out of control over the last few days. Although I can't say I'm the least bit surprised that the majority of users on the goat have used a blatant off the cuff request for advice, as an excuse to vilify someone for having the audacity to be promoted.
It might come as a surprise, but yes I have the competence to "read". Moreover I can read the JSP and determine for myself what I may and may not be able to claim for. On top of that I do indeed have the mental capacity to "crack a joke" and feel a little aggrieved to be slated for daring to suggest "reading JSP's is boring as fcuk" - when A) it was a fcukin' joke and B) they ARE borin' as fcuk!
I was simply (God forbid) using a "forum" in the same way I would ask any lad in the tea bar for a bit of friendly advice. Unfortunately, by not being able to communicate my question as it would have been asked in said tea bar - in text form, I had to hope (how fcukin stupid of me) that readers would be able to take it as I had intended.
I apologise, I was wrong to assume that there would be some chilled out guys on here who might sling a new lad a bit of gen, I hadn't realised quite how many self important, book preaching w4nkers there are on this site. B!tching about " my mate can read a book - he should be promoted..." what a load of sh!te. I'm good at my job, I'm experienced and I deserve everything I've worked fcukin hard to earn. If you don't like it, fcuk off.
Needless to say I won't be asking for anymore advice (I'm sure a few of you will be pleased no doubt) this site is a fcukin disgrace and some of you should be embarassed, no, ashamed of your petty and malicious behaviour.
Jog on pretty boy.******
As for the whole joining instructions etc, i would have thought that when you were pinged for a course your name would have been put forward and the joining instructions sent out... thats what the course admin should be sorting not expecting a Corporal to ring around trying to find out the score.
Not strictly true... I did ATSC a couple of years ago and the JI's weren't sent out to many folk for some reason, however, (and this is not a bitch or moan), a simple phonecall to Admin staff resolved the problem and JIs were duly sent to me.
On a seperate note, JMLC no longer dishes out JIs. You have to download them from Halton Intranet. (Unless that's changed again)
Well, I've finally caught up with this thread after it seems to have snowballed massively out of control over the last few days. Although I can't say I'm the least bit surprised that the majority of users on the goat have used a blatant off the cuff request for advice, as an excuse to vilify someone for having the audacity to be promoted.
It might come as a surprise, but yes I have the competence to "read". Moreover I can read the JSP and determine for myself what I may and may not be able to claim for. On top of that I do indeed have the mental capacity to "crack a joke" and feel a little aggrieved to be slated for daring to suggest "reading JSP's is boring as fcuk" - when A) it was a fcukin' joke and B) they ARE borin' as fcuk!
I was simply (God forbid) using a "forum" in the same way I would ask any lad in the tea bar for a bit of friendly advice. Unfortunately, by not being able to communicate my question as it would have been asked in said tea bar - in text form, I had to hope (how fcukin stupid of me) that readers would be able to take it as I had intended.
I apologise, I was wrong to assume that there would be some chilled out guys on here who might sling a new lad a bit of gen, I hadn't realised quite how many self important, book preaching w4nkers there are on this site. B!tching about " my mate can read a book - he should be promoted..." what a load of sh!te. I'm good at my job, I'm experienced and I deserve everything I've worked fcukin hard to earn. If you don't like it, fcuk off.
Needless to say I won't be asking for anymore advice (I'm sure a few of you will be pleased no doubt) this site is a fcukin disgrace and some of you should be embarassed, no, ashamed of your petty and malicious behaviour.
I wouldn't go that far, but people do love, on here, being outraged about an imminent downfall of the RAF. Part and parcel of being here.
This forum obviously has no use!
This forum obviously has no use!
Why are any of you reading this forum, obviously you all spend your time reading jsp's. Everything we supposedly do in the military is written down in some order somewhere, therefore if what you are all saying is true, this is a totally pointless forum. SO why are you reading it, you musn't need to!
This forum obviously has no use!
Why are any of you reading this forum, obviously you all spend your time reading jsp's. Everything we supposedly do in the military is written down in some order somewhere, therefore if what you are all saying is true, this is a totally pointless forum. SO why are you reading it, you musn't need to!
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AceRimmer
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I have a copy of every line of every JSP tattoed under my eyelids, so i can read them when i sleep. Reading them sends me to sleep, so its win win!