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Best Christmas song ever

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Best Christmas song ever

  • Fairy tale of New York

    Votes: 17 73.9%

  • When a child is born

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • Little Drummer Boy

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • Total voters
    23
Jingle Bells by the Macc Lads.



Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and shagged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's shagging all the crack
Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some f
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One thing Beater doesn't know, we shagged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, f
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king hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out shagging every crack in sight

Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got f
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Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow


If only they could get Johnny Mathes to cover this!
 
A few facts:

Lee Byrne, Nigel Owens, Gareth Thomas and Sausage2 are all pillow-biters and therefore their judgement is suspect.

Allwoman is clearly on some form of prohibited substance and therefore her judgement is suspect.

Gem is senile and therefore his judgement is suspect.

I am always correct.

When a Child is Born is the best Chrimbo song ever. Fact. End of. Start the car. Close the thread.
 
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tommo9999 said:
A few facts:

Lee Byrne, Nigel Owens, Gareth Thomas and Sausage2 are all pillow-biters and therefore their judgement is suspect.

Allwoman is clearly on some form of prohibited substance and therefore her judgement is suspect.

Hu Jardon is a right handsome guy with impeccable judgement so I'll have to give Little Drummer Boy a right good listening to.

I am always correct.

When a Child is Born is the best Chrimbo song ever. Fact. End of. Start the car. Close the thread.
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You are wrong and I'm right. fairy tale of NY is the best crimbo song ever. Here's the reasons. I'm TG1 and an ex appo, therefore boarderline genius. Tommo is Tg 94 and has a burds job. Point proven. I'm right. And i'm not a gay, any incidents I have are the result of boozing.

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Obviously the Pogues video was made before Kirsty MacColl had a speedboat implanted in her head.
 
I'm with Uncle Sausage on this... Fairy Tale of NY is the bestestest crimbo song ever and probably one of my top 5 songs ever! I even listen to it mid year I love it that much! It's my ring tone on my phone and most of the time I forget to actually answer it cos I'm too busy having a good old sing along! Love it!... anyone who doesn't agree is a Gay... FACT... and a secret fan of the spice girls!
 
RAF Bird said:
I'm with Uncle Sausage on this... Fairy Tale of NY is the bestestest crimbo song ever and probably one of my top 5 songs ever! I even listen to it mid year I love it that much! It's my ring tone on my phone and most of the time I forget to actually answer it cos I'm too busy having a good old sing along! Love it!... anyone who doesn't agree is a Gay... FACT... and a secret fan of the spice girls!
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Hoi WafBint, don't you realise that S2 only talks to you to cover up for his pole-smoking gaylord behaviour? Stinkies, who needs em.........
I'd rodger any of the spice birds. FACT.
 
tommo9999 said:
Hoi WafBint, don't you realise that S2 only talks to you to cover up for his pole-smoking gaylord behaviour? Stinkies, who needs em.........
I'd rodger any of the spice birds. FACT.
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Don't get bitter Tommo you should accept defeat graciously. I will be gracious in victory and expect you to bow at my techie god feet.
 
sausage2 said:
Don't get bitter Tommo you should accept defeat graciously.
Plenty of time for the poll to run yet Gaylord.

I will be gracious in victory and expect you to bow at my techie god feet.
I bet you get all the boys to do that. You make me sick.
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Clear evidence, if any were needed that all welshmen, techies and chiefs are gay. FACT.
 
Dunno about the best but I reckon a lot of them were written by GT:


It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
"There'll be gay happy meetings..."
(Yeah, Andy, we know you're really looking forward to those
"gay happy meetings". Just be sure they're all over 18,you sick f*ck.)


The Christmas Song
"... a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the Yuletide gay"
(Oh God, they're gonna do fag **** with turkey and mistletoe!)


:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
It has to be Cliff Richards Millennium prayer for me....


Oh wait, the title is Best song and not biggest load of sh1te in the history of music. :PDT_Xtremez_25:

The pogues song was quite good.
 
tommo9999 said:
Hoi WafBint, don't you realise that S2 only talks to you to cover up for his pole-smoking gaylord behaviour? Stinkies, who needs em.........
I'd rodger any of the spice birds. FACT.
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Every bloke should want to roger them or they are a gayer FACT... however if you dont think FTNY is the bestestest song ever then you are a secret fan of them as a group and musicians ***cough cough**** I bet you have their albums dont you and believe that, that mama song is the second best crimbo song ever too dont you???
 
RAF Bird said:
Every bloke should want to roger them or they are a gayer FACT... however if you dont think FTNY is the bestestest song ever then you are a secret fan of them as a group and musicians ***cough cough**** I bet you have their albums dont you and believe that, that mama song is the second best crimbo song ever too dont you???
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Unlike the supply trade, I don't deal in second best. Never owned a SG song but it doesn't stop me thinking about them when I'm in Trap 3.
 
Oh FFS this hurts, but I have to agree with S2.
Fairytale is the best Chrimbo song and that Florence and B Bragg number is ferkin excellent.



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Fairytale at number 1, but heard Frankie Goes to Hollywood's 'The Power of Love' the other day & I had forgotten how good a Christmas song that was.
 
I go with Grumpy SLADE is the chrimbo song the other two are well suspect. One has the word f@ggot in the lyrics and is the favourite festive tune of a Welsh person and the other is liked by a scribbly and is sung by Johhny Mathis a notorious pillow biter. Noddy Holder and the boys win hands down.
 
Fairy Tale of New York is a brilliant as Shane MacGowan is a hideous troll :PDT_Xtremez_14:

Don't know the hell this is done, but like the Xmas number nonetheless..

 
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Come on then, Saus. Are you goung to add Slade to the poll????????? Eh? :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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