sculthorpe
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Fcuking right she would get it, plus ive got enough flour to find the wet bit!!
If you can't find the wet bit, there is nothing wrong with a good sweaty wrinkle!
Fcuking right she would get it, plus ive got enough flour to find the wet bit!!
With a few drinks in me i would defo reconsider my previous stance.You would though !!
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She looks like an even fatter version of Kelly Osbourne. And no I wouldn't touch her either. Minger
Sleeping and shagging on pizza smelling sheets could make your next visit to Domino's a tad embarrassing mate.... either that or you'll eat your mattress one night DT_Xtremez_42:Sexperts say that if you eat lots of strawberries/pineapples then your bits taste/smell of them so my reakoning is, If I go down on her she should taste of pizza and kebab!!! It gets my fcuking vote.
Oh and because of that you can leave the minge wipes and rubber sheets behind, my bed sheets will smell of pizza for months!
Is she from Buckie?
ah lossi garden of eden i met my wife there. she was on holliday i was on detachment lightning air show.****ed as farts. she told me to fcuk of so i had to get wed to get my way. that showed her.
any one met there wife/partner on detachment/away from base
hate to agree but yup, god bless the bop!!!DT_Xtremez_31:come on, honestly We've all done worse haven't we Fellas?...............haven't we...........oh god please say yes..........DT_Xtremez_17:
DT_Xtremez_31: DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_31:any one met there wife/partner on detachment/away from base