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Birds .. Do they Fart ??

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Pheeeeeeewww

Pheeeeeeewww

My Wife pumps them out like there's no tommorow, :raf: her excuse is that she can't do them during the day at work so the air builds up and she has to release the old air biscuits when she gets home.:PDT_Xtremez_31: Most chickeroonies will deny the fact that they don't but I for one challenge that statement from any of them.::/: I also new a WRAF driver who could rattle em out with the best of the lads on shift. I think she's an officer now, Hmmmmm.
 
Der Fuhrer drops them too. She waits for me to go into the room and blames me, I also think I have been dutch blasted by her as well.:PDT_Xtremez_34:
Anyway, all birds fart, they stink, that's why they invented perfume isn't it.
 
Mrs Grumpy sounds like the Q.E.2 coming into Southampton in fog..........

Ouch.............!!!
 
Mrs brat can do the most wonderful comedic eruptions first thing in the morning. Length and pitch are impressive :PDT_Xtremez_31: :PDT_Xtremez_30:

Needs to work on her belching though !! :PDT_Xtremez_30: :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
my missus dropped a rasper out in a posh art gallery/ shop in New York, then gave me one of those looks only wive's can give their husbands and stomped off leaving me in the middle of a cloud of toxic fumes surrounded by scowling Yanks. :PDT_Xtremez_34:

You gotta admire her skill though, the bitch:PDT_Xtremez_25:
 
I used to go out with a bird (female mover) many years ago that farted at night like you wouldn't believe. Fcuk me, it was like a herald of angels announcing your arrival at the pearly gates.

Fcuking impressive if you're a bloke - shocking if your a bint.
 
gemarriott said:
my missus dropped a rasper out in a posh art gallery/ shop in New York, then gave me one of those looks only wive's can give their husbands and stomped off leaving me in the middle of a cloud of toxic fumes surrounded by scowling Yanks. :PDT_Xtremez_34:

You gotta admire her skill though, the bitch:PDT_Xtremez_25:
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Oh my lord..im howling here..:PDT_Xtremez_31: :PDT_Xtremez_31: ..just had to wipe the tea i spat out off my monitor:PDT_Xtremez_31: :PDT_Xtremez_31:

ruddy corker.:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Whats amazing is how discusting it is when you do it! but when they do its a natural bodily function or it must of been something they ate!
 
One of the burds who works with me out here had dodgy guts the other day. She went to fart, then announced 'Ooh, I've got bum gravy'.

Classy.:PDT_Xtremez_02:
 
mad_collie said:
One of the burds who works with me out here had dodgy guts the other day. She went to fart, then announced 'Ooh, I've got bum gravy'.

Classy.:PDT_Xtremez_02:
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new keyboard required!:PDT_Xtremez_31: ..gawd..every time i sit down with a cuppa and read the goat..i lose half of it over my pc and desk!!..love it:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Just remembered a chef at Abo who liked his wimmin to fart on him, during the act of something or other
 
We do, but only if we can squeeze them into a seat cushion, and blame the ensuing smell on any animals in the vacinity. Works particularly well in a car in the counrtyside!!
 
Can a bird f@nny fart and bum fart at the same time? (not including 2s up)
 
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Scaley brat said:
They only do that when the meat goes in don't they.... isn't that how you tell a woman from an oven in the kitchen ?
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SB, I was always told that if this happens you are obviously not as well endowed as you think, due to air around the old fella on it's way in. I obviously have never experienced this phenominominominom.

either that or your bird's orophice is the size of the dartford tunnel tunnel tunnel tunnel..............................................:raf:

Chio piwi.

Rodge
 
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