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Birds .. Do they Fart ??

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rodger-dodger said:
SB, I was always told that if this happens you are obviously not as well endowed as you think, due to air around the old fella on it's way in. I obviously have never experienced this phenominominominom.

either that or your bird's orophice is the size of the dartford tunnel tunnel tunnel tunnel..............................................:raf:

Chio piwi.

Rodge
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Thank you so much for making public what I already know and didn't really want to share you tw@tter :PDT_Xtremez_31:


Hell of an echo there dude !! :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Scaley brat said:
Thank you so much for making public what I already know and didn't really want to share you tw@tter :PDT_Xtremez_31:
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Is she an ex-wraf, then that may have some bearing on it. You re-gain some self respect cos all wrafs are the size of the channel tunnel and no fecker (even with the best creams in the world) could fill that.
 
Kernow said:
Is she an ex-wraf, then that may have some bearing on it. You re-gain some self respect cos all wrafs are the size of the channel tunnel and no fecker (even with the best creams in the world) could fill that.
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er...... yes......um of course she is ....... yup........ that's it, she's an ex wraf !! :PDT_Xtremez_35: I'm not lying honest :PDT_Xtremez_29:
 
Scaley brat said:
er...... yes......um of course she is ....... yup........ that's it, she's an ex wraf !! :PDT_Xtremez_35: I'm not lying honest :PDT_Xtremez_29:
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So let me get this straight, bearing in mind your lass reads the goat. you are saying that she is an ex-wraf with a hole similar in size to the channel tunnel.
 
Kernow said:
So let me get this straight, bearing in mind your lass reads the goat. you are saying that she is an ex-wraf with a hole similar in size to the channel tunnel.
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Not my current dear lady no, one of my ex's.... hard to perform with a constant farting noise going on..... I used to lose it laughing when we were ****ed !! :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
After reading all these comments, I have gained a new outlook on birds farting. I was always led to believe they did not,the reason being, they could not keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the propper ammount of pressure to accomplish the act. The one sure way I have found to tell if they do a silent one, look for the ankles of their pantyhose to bulge out. Thanks to everyone for clearing this up!
 
sculthorpe said:
After reading all these comments, I have gained a new outlook on birds farting. I was always led to believe they did not,the reason being, they could not keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the propper ammount of pressure to accomplish the act. The one sure way I have found to tell if they do a silent one, look for the ankles of their pantyhose to bulge out. Thanks to everyone for clearing this up!
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That could also be that they have simply sh1t themselves:PDT_Xtremez_34:
 
I fart. So what? I am human and its a natural human function.











Oh and i can fanny fart too! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
I just want to know where I can get a pair of pants that Kari Byron has farted in!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Give my missus a good curry and a few beers then sit back and watch as she makes our duvet do a good impression of a magic carpet! Of course birds fart, they just don't lift one cheek at the dinner table to annoy their in-laws.......thats mans work.

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Had a visit from my sister and her other half tonight, subject of the thread came up as her Hubby is an ex Techie.

She has apparently given him a Dutch Oven ....... twice.

He said on both occasions he could taste it as well as smell it .. :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Whats the difference between a fridge and a wraf?................. the fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out!:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Kipper Tickler said:
Had a visit from my sister and her other half tonight, subject of the thread came up as her Hubby is an ex Techie.

She has apparently given him a Dutch Oven ....... twice.

He said on both occasions he could taste it as well as smell it .. :PDT_Xtremez_42:
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Once whilst in bed with the former Mr NB, i reversed up to him, my @rse against his leg and let one go! It sounded like a fog horn and not being the smallest of blokes was riding the ripples of his leg for at least 10 minutes after!

I do drop the odd one here and there but always make sure i'm in the vicinity of the lads at work in a confined space or with Mr NB and blame it on them. The problem is when I do drop one i can't help but giggle before i vacate the room!!
 
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