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Luckily for me i got to spend my last day on tour in work, and flew back in a very cramped herc stinking of Avtur, much to the delight of the other passengers.

Also a nice two hour delay while one of the hercs had to double run back to basra to pick up the third chalk!

Funnily enough his CPL out there is also a fellow mong, and is now his "team NCO", i hope he likes cleaning ;)
 
Norman the Storeman said:
I think you'll find that he is not new to the world of spillages either. I think he's been involved in at least one in each hemisphere now.

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Is this the same lad with a large lobotomy scar on his head?

In Basrah with Sid?


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Norman the Storeman said:
I was talking about Sid!
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Ah, you are also talking about the little incident in Fox Bay me thinks??...


Sid is quite proud of that one I think.


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stacker4ever said:
Dont know what you mean mate! Just like to clear thinks up for that poor soul.
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Ah, OK then I understand completely....!!! :PDT_Xtremez_15:


The poor sole is unequivocally the crown prince of 'uncontrolled release of product'....FI, Basra, BZN....

Whats the total Gordon??? :PDT_Xtremez_19:


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I believe the sum total is approx 270,000 ltrs, however the total the said individual has been blamed for is 0. Its all them other idiots fault!:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
stacker4ever said:
I believe the sum total is approx 270,000 ltrs, however the total the said individual has been blamed for is 0. Its all them other idiots fault!:PDT_Xtremez_28:
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I agree entirely, who do they think they are blaming the said, entirely innocent individual, just because he happened to be in the exact same location every time it happened!...


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Well im glad we got that straight and to clear up the incident at Brize what i heard was it went like this;

Ah a wonderful new day to start shift on an early Saturday morning. All of a sudden the peace is disturbed by a call saying a guy had turned up to collect some waste fuel, after much standing up and sitting down again the fab stacker went off to do his duty and get rid of the filthy waste. Now looking at the planometric for some some time the highly efficient JNCO decided piece of **** no probs. So off he went opening valves left right and centre. The time comes to start the pump so with a confident shout to his oppo over the radio he says pump on. 10 mins later no fuel in the tanker so the brave JNCO comes and haves a look, sure enough only 200ltrs in the tanker but hang on the BFI says its went down almost 10,000ltrs. "I shall just go check the interceptor" and there the missing fuel was found! But hang on a min where does this lead to, oh yes thats right only the nice little river running through the camp to the lagoon. Oh crap i think was the words followed shortly by "Hi is that Briggs enviromental services its me again".
 
stacker4ever said:
dont talk about him in ground fuels not "THE SLUG"
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Was it the Cpl in ground fuels at Basrah who had jump wings sewn onto every bit of kit he owns including his PJ's? The same one who got put on his ar$e by a proper para in Sipovo for giving it the big I am?
 
Dont think so but i think i know the guy your talking about. Was he the one wearing the wings when he hadnt even done any jumps and got caught out?
 
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