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I keep having mucky thoughtd about her when I watch dragons den. She such a miserable cow, that I can only imagine a marathon session of drinking from her furry cup would crack a smile from her millionaire face.
massive whammers too.

am I a lost cause? :PDT_Xtremez_34:
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I dont have standards..........its something I'm not proud of but comfortable with.........but she's a reach even for me.:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Shes got a big forehead.

But other than that, yeah, why not, even trolls need loving too.
 
On the contrary - count me in as one of the back-door smashing-in party...

It's a class thing - Sort of like asking a girly occifer to keep her hat on...

:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
Could be worth a squirt......especially if she tips generously. :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
She's on the box right now!

Spits when she talks loud...

Birrova sore throat at the mo, so she's got something of a Moriella Fostrop going on too...

Would I prostitute myself out to her?

Well, she is loaded afterall...

:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
As said previously, she's got a massive forehead, she's a bit on the old side, but I tell you what.

I'll make you an offer.

IF she gives out on a first date....
IF she pays all expenses....
IF she brings a friend......

I'm willing to give 80% of the equity on my boner and 75% of my purple helmet share.......

As long as I can play with 100% of her floppy old milk bags.

Do we have a deal?

Or do I have to share 50% with Duncan Bannatyne? :0
 
I'd bash her back doors in dry while telling her how I went bankrupt on my last 4 business ventures due to bad planning and ill conceived ideas.

It would be rodeo sex.:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
Yossarian said:
As said previously, she's got a massive forehead, she's a bit on the old side, but I tell you what.

I'll make you an offer.

IF she gives out on a first date....
IF she pays all expenses....
IF she brings a friend......

I'm willing to give 80% of the equity on my boner and 75% of my purple helmet share.......

As long as I can play with 100% of her floppy old milk bags.

Do we have a deal?

Or do I have to share 50% with Duncan Bannatyne? :0
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Thats the funniest thing I've read in a while...............
 
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