As said previously, she's got a massive forehead, she's a bit on the old side, but I tell you what.
I'll make you an offer.
IF she gives out on a first date....
IF she pays all expenses....
IF she brings a friend......
I'm willing to give 80% of the equity on my boner and 75% of my purple helmet share.......
As long as I can play with 100% of her floppy old milk bags.
Do we have a deal?
Or do I have to share 50% with Duncan Bannatyne? :0
I'm in for some of that, make it 33 1/3% each and the deals airtight.
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