Fake grinning, daytime TV haunting, crashed car boot lookalike chubby ugly Essex bint,
Lorne Spicer.
2 words: Pure council.
I once saw her on an outtakes show where someone walked across in front of the camera at a boot sale. Spicer had a go at the unfortunate interloper, and I tell you, the language would have made a fishwife blush. Believe me, she puts that TV accent on.