Fern Britton

[Odie]

After the diet, she's got a good set of ladies top bollox on her. DT_Xtremez_17: I know I would. DT_Xtremez_15:

I see Philip Schofield is rubbing his hands in anticipation a copping a feel. DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[Doneit]

I would!

I bet she'd make you a s**t-hot fry up for a bit of breakfast in bed in the morning, too!DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[SORRY CJ]

Too right..................

 

[docbombhead]

After the diet, she's got a good set of ladies top bollox on her. DT_Xtremez_17: I know I would. DT_Xtremez_15:

I see Philip Schofield is rubbing his hands in anticipation a copping a feel. DT_Xtremez_31:

He could have a cracking game of tit cricket with them DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[The Masked Geek]

Very few larger women manage to pull off the overtly sexual presence that she does.

 

[John Lloyd]

Too right..................

Just waitin' for the plasterer

 

[grumpyoldb]

I would.....................................before the diet!DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[AndyZ]

I would.....................................before the diet!DT_Xtremez_30:

I thought she was hot before the diet too so a bonus now the curves a showingDT_Xtremez_30:

 

[grumpyoldb]

There's just so much to have fun with!DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[docbombhead]

I would.....................................before the diet!DT_Xtremez_30:

I didn't know Philip Schofield had been on a diet ::

 

[FOMz]

Can I just add that she doesn't 'do anal'. Something about 'it hurting'.......

 

[bigfella]

Diet? What diet, I heard she's had a gastric band fitted the cheatin bitch.

I probably would after 8 Pints of Theakstons OP. Mind you I headbutted a mini bus once after 8 Pints of OP so that's not saying much.DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[grumpyoldb]

I once went for an indian meal in Lincoln after 8 pints of OP, and that hurt my @rse.

..........................I think it was the Indian meal.:S

 

[shettie]

Can I just add another "mature" lady to this - and yes I would - with both of 'em! (all 4 even )

 

[grumpyoldb]

Can I just add another "mature" lady to this - and yes I would - with both of 'em! (all 4 even )

My how LK has changed.......................

 

[Dave-exfairy]

There's definately something about Fern Britton, dunno what it is, but she's got that same thing that Lisa Tarbuck has, it just screams "fcuk me sensless".
You just know both are filthy in bed.
IMHO anyway.

 

[grumpyoldb]

Just for you, Dave............................

 

[John Lloyd]

And she would cook a mean breakfast, the hussy.

 

[grumpyoldb]

And she would cook a mean breakfast, the hussy.

I think the sausage would be well done by then.......................!DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[John Lloyd]

And back to Fern

And back to Fern

Oh the wonders of the internet

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