Football chants

[mad_mo]

What team has some funny chants!.

Ive song along to this at St Mary's when it was a home game against Portsmouth :

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
you all shag one another
The pompey family

DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Shinyscot]

I thought the Man U fans counter to the Liverpool Fans song of "We've won it 5 times" was brilliant:

We've won it 2 times
We've won it 2 times
Without killing anyone
We've won it 2 times.

Bit near the knuckle, but

 

[Captain Slog]

Although not a fan of them, I heard a West Ham song, sung to the tune of It’s Amore, that went along the lines of:

If the ball hits your head
At the back of row Z
It’s Zomara

 

[Shinyscot]

Another good West ham on was the one they made up about eggert magnussion (he made his millions making chocolate biscuits):

To the tune of the "Club" Advert

If you made a lot of money selling biscuits
Buy our Club!

Also, when Rangers' Andy Goram pulled out of a Scotland Game claiming that he was suffering from mental problems, in his next game for the Rangers against Kilmarnock the Killie fans had this for him:

Two Andy Gorams,
There's only two Andy Gorams...

 

[fergo]

When celtic were in a bit of a ess in the 90's and all their fans were singing sack the board all of the Rangers fans singing "keep the board" was brilliant

the delia smit incident when she was ****ed and made a fool of herself at halftime the man city fans started singing "theres only one jamie oliver"

and just all the usual classics

 

[Cake or Death]

He's big
He's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Croutch

Nuff said really, scousers you gotta love'em
in a non gay way of course. otherwise that s2 territorty

 

[fergo]

scousers that reminds me

you are a scouser
a scummy scouser
your only happy on giro day
your dads a stealer
your mums a dealer
please dont take my hubcaps away

 

[Warwick Hunt]

As a scouser I resemble all those comments! DT_Xtremez_14:

The funniest I heard in a long time was when bolton knocked us out of the FA Cup a couple of years ago thanks to a Djimi Traore own goal. Within moments, all the Liverpool fans started singing (to the tune of "Blame it on the boogie"):

Don't blame it on the Biscan
don't blame it on the Hamman
Don't blame it on the Finnan
Blame it on Traore

He just can't
He just can't
He just can't control his feet

 

[uber pikey]

I have my own football chant, I think it will catch on pretty quick too, it goes like this;

Football is gay and so are the supporters,
Football is gay and so are the supporters.
You touch each other and kiss all day
That is why your fcuking gay.....

What do you think? catchy ay!

DT_Xtremez_42: I will wait for the slaughter.DT_Xtremez_42:
YOU know i'm kiddin right.

 

[born free now trapped]

sang to the tune of you'll never walk alone to celtic fans by aberdeen

sign on
sign on
with hope in your hearts
and you'll never get a job

 

[fat lazy techie]

One sang by the fans of the mighty Green Army to some Evertonian b'lends in the 80s during an FA cup tie at Home Park. It compared the mighty Tefal headed striker Tommy Tynan to some midget in a blue shirt called Tony Cnuty, or something like that. I think it went something like this:

Eaw, Eaw, Tynan's better than Cnuty
Repeat ad nausium.

That'll teach him for being a blue nosed to$$er.

Now where did Tynan start his footballing career? Any takers?

 

[Bill Bones]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She wears a wonder bra
And when she's shaggin beckham,
She's dreaming of Pahars...

or. Sung by us Gers to Celtic

You're only here on your Giro
Only here on your Giro...

 

[fergo]

There is Only One Mark Viduka
His Wife Is a Hooker
She'll Suck Your Knob
For Fifty Bob
Mark Viduka's Wifes A Prostitute

 

[fod_plod]

To Middlesbrough fans:
Get your t1ts out
Get your t1ts out
Get your t1ts out for your dads!

At a small aways stadium:
My garden shed,
Is bigger than this,
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It's got a door and a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this.

 

[NFTR]

Now where did Tynan start his footballing career? Any takers?

Apprentice at Liverpool, first league game with Newport County (along with John Aldridge). Do I get a cigar?

 

[firestorm]

Oh The Steven Gerrard ( Sung To The Tune Of The 'Okie Cokie' )

"You Put Your Transfer In, Your Transfer Out,
In, Out, In, Out, You Feck Your Club About,
You say you'll play for Chelski and you change your mind,
Thats What It's All About !

OHHHH Gerrards a w@nker
OHHHH Gerrards a w@nker
OHHHH Gerrards a w@nker
Gerrards a greedy tw@t!"
DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[shiny_arse]

Sung to Thierry Henry at Hampdon and the end of a wonderful 90 mins

You can shove your Renault Clio up you arrse
You can shove your Renault Clio up you arrse
You can shove your Renault Clio
shove your Renault Clio
shove your Renault Clio up your arrse

VA VA VOOOOMMMMMMM

 

[mad_mo]

Sung by Millwall to Gillingham fans:

We can't read and we can't write
But I wear gold and nikey
We come up from Gillingham
We are fcuking pykies

 

[fat lazy techie]

Apprentice at Liverpool, first league game with Newport County (along with John Aldridge). Do I get a cigar?

No, you can have a nice warm self satisfied glow knowing you got there before the couple of Arglye fans that have just discovered the internet.

Strangely though I do share sponsers with them, Argyle that is.

 

[rodger-dodger]

Great

Great

2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate: Hamilton Accidemicals

Brilliant.