Football chants

[mad_mo]

Hamilton Accidemicals

Who???? DT_Xtremez_21:

 

[Shinyscot]

2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate: Hamilton Accidemicals

Brilliant.

Some fan you must be if you can't even spell their name! Its Academicals, or Accies

 

[Lamptramp]

What team has some funny chants!.

Ive song along to this at St Mary's when it was a home game against Portsmouth :

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
you all shag one another
The pompey family

DT_Xtremez_28:

You used to have home games aginst Pompey!

What a shame the Scummers won't even make the Championship Play Off! ::

Pompey in Europe - Scummers in the Championship

 

[rodger-dodger]

Up Ye Hoop

Up Ye Hoop

Some fan you must be if you can't even spell their name! Its Academicals, or Accies

Excuse me, I never said I was a fan, i just thought the chant was funny, especialy when your pished.

 

[mad_mo]

You used to have home games aginst Pompey!

What a shame the Scummers won't even make the Championship Play Off! ::

Pompey in Europe - Scummers in the Championship

Sticks and stones son, sticks and stones. Do give Judas Redknapp my worst!

 

[Tin basher]

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
you all shag one another
The pompey family
DT_Xtremez_28:

Variation on a theme Stanley fans at Shrewsbury last Saturday also sung to the addams family theme tune.

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
Your so interbred
You only understand each other.

Along with "Your Welsh and you know you are" and Pointing to random sections of the shrewsbury crowd and singing "Lets all laugh at Welshmen Ha Ha Ha" both repeated over and over.DT_Xtremez_08:

 

[fergo]

He's blue, he's white
He's fu**in dynamite
Ian Durrant, Ian Durrant

He's blue, he's white
He's fu**in dynamite
Ian Durrant, Ian Durrant

He's blue, he's white
He's fu**in dynamite
Ian Durrant, Ian Durrant

 

[fergo]

To Aberdeen fans

Your just sheep sha**in ba*****
Your just sheep sha**in ba*****
o your just sheep sha**in ba******

 

[shiny_arse]

Arab Bstards from the Dees

Arab Bstards from the Dees

To the tune of "Seasons in the Sun" to be sung at tannadice scum

We had joy, we had fun
we had the arab bstards on the run
but the fun didn't last
coz the bstards ran too fast

 

[Stingray]

Sung in a pub just before the West Ham vs Chelsea game....

'CAREFREE wherever you may be
you aint go no history
Frank is fat , Joe cole queer
Your gonna win f*ck all this year'

 

[flintwich]

Football chants

Sung a few years ago when Liverpool were at Watford

He's bald
He's bent
His ar$e is up for rent
Elton John, Elton John

 

[firestorm]

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney

"You're fat and you slap your bird,
you're fat and you slap your bird."

Sung to "Go West" by various

 

[shoutingwind]

WARNING: girly question...

all these chants are very funny- but when at a match how does everyone a)know the words b) when to start singing?

i'll go and hang my head in shame

 

[fod_plod]

WARNING: girly question...

all these chants are very funny- but when at a match how does everyone a)know the words b) when to start singing?

i'll go and hang my head in shame

When you buy a matchday programme the chants are in the back few pages, along with the times at which it should be sung. When you see the clock on the scoreboard reach the minute next to the lyics you start the chant. DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Stingray]

WARNING: girly question...

all these chants are very funny- but when at a match how does everyone a)know the words b) when to start singing?

i'll go and hang my head in shame

Much the same as when you see an orchestra, there is a conductor.
The words are only known at the start of the game by said instructor who starts a game of chinese whispers throughout the crowd, hence, that is why some songs are confused and peeter out quite quickly.

You must of heard those great chants of 'We will cheat you at the conservatory'...' or 'We're on our way to Sudbury, on our way to Sudbury'


DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[shoutingwind]

nope coz i'm stooopid DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[GunnerP]

'You're not singing any more'

Sang to a completely empty away stand at Grantham Town FC (on that very rare occasion this season when we actually scored a goal)

P

 

[airframe doctor]

Ji Sun Park chant....

Ji Sun Park chant....

Sung to the tune of "Lord of the Dance"

Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse,
You could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house!!!