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Gail Trimble

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You'd have to talk dirty her a bit of
7x - y = x + y
Subtract x and add y to each side to get:
7x - x = y + y
Now simplify:
6x = 2y
y = 3x
should do the trick with a bit of "Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger
constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,
garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment,
not working with the eye without the ear,
and but in purged judgement trusting neither?
Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem". Shakespeare thrown in for the multiple orgasms :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
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You'd have to talk dirty her a bit of
7x - y = x + y
Subtract x and add y to each side to get:
7x - x = y + y
Now simplify:
6x = 2y
y = 3x
should do the trick with a bit of "Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger
constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,
garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment,
not working with the eye without the ear,
and but in purged judgement trusting neither?
Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem". Shakespeare thrown in for the multiple orgasms :PDT_Xtremez_42:

You foul mouthed B*****d:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Who is she and what is she famous for ? Not that it really matters cause the answer would obviously be yes !!

Crack on..................:PDT_Xtremez_09:
 
Yeah I would, but only after I had slowly and lovingly removed her glasses, I would then.......... poke her eyes out and scull fcuk her...........twice:PDT_Xtremez_28:
Do you recon she would be up for a t1t w@nk
 
Err... Not gay, well I dont think so.... I might have to confirm it with my girly!!

To be fair mate she is fat and rats, dont get me wrong, we have all had a minger at one point in our lives through alcohol abuse!

However sober and on a public website admitting that a munter would get it, quite literary - I dont get it!?

They're so many fit girlys out there.....Why??
 
Err... Not gay, well I dont think so.... I might have to confirm it with my girly!!

To be fair mate she is fat and rats, dont get me wrong, we have all had a minger at one point in our lives through alcohol abuse!

However sober and on a public website admitting that a munter would get it, quite literary - I dont get it!?

They're so many fit girlys out there.....Why??

Hardly fat is she? And as for being rats, well a make over would sort her out, but she's female, famous and has a pulse.
I strongly suspect you're no more a Bootie than I am in the SAS. Why? With any bootie I know every hole's a goal.
 
Ha ha,

Of course I am a bootie, but the days of chasing skirt are well over for me! Once you get an essence bird, you dont go for rats anymore! Even if she is famous!! LOL!

Anyway, I am losing my hair faster than I can do my mile and a half, so no one is interested in me now!! Ha ha!!!!
 
Well if you can recite and discuss Plato in the orangery in Worcester Abbey you're probably in with a shout, otherwise Ms Trimble is probably out of reach.
Anyway, what would you do with a woman who could conjugate the verb 'to cook' into all its various Latin forms, but probably couldn't boil an egg!
 
Well if you can recite and discuss Plato in the orangery in Worcester Abbey you're probably in with a shout, otherwise Ms Trimble is probably out of reach.
Anyway, what would you do with a woman who could conjugate the verb 'to cook' into all its various Latin forms, but probably couldn't boil an egg!

Well if Ms Trimble happens to read the goat all I have to say is;

mos vos combibo meus gallo quod imbibo meus sex p1ss


One of my favorite latin chat up lines
 
Well if you can recite and discuss Plato in the orangery in Worcester Abbey you're probably in with a shout, otherwise Ms Trimble is probably out of reach.
Anyway, what would you do with a woman who could conjugate the verb 'to cook' into all its various Latin forms, but probably couldn't boil an egg![/quote]


smash her back doors in?
 
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