Glenn Roeder leaves the Barcodes

[Albert Park]

Football's best kept secret is no longer a secret.

Looks like Fat Head Sam Allardyce's 'shock' resignation was orchestrated. I feel sorry for Glenn Roeder - mind you, I feel sorry for ayone who is associated with the Jawdees.

There were rumours that Sven and Fat Freddy Shepherd have met a few times.
Shearer seems too wrapped up in media work at present, but you never know.

It will keep the Mag's reporter-in-chief Anal (or is it Alan?) Oliver dreaming up all sorts of stories.

 

[fergo]

Shearer completed his coaching badges jut the other week, but i dont see him takin over just yet.

You have to feel for Roeder. The twenty goals Owen would have scored had he been fit could have had them competing for a Uefa place.

Yet again they need half a new team.

Off Topic Watched Newcastle at Ibrox for Mcoists testomonial when Andy Cole was there and scoring goals for fun, with fans like Newcastle have they deserve more success

 

[Gordieplc]

never rated Roeder to be honest

a manager who really isnt that special, hired by the biggest underachievers in brittain was only going to end this way.
Newcastle need a strong centre back and a strong forward in the jan koller mould as they only really have two road runners, a strong forward would add whats been missing from Newcastle for a while and cement what could be a good scoring team next season.
When Liverpool lose Gerard, Newcastle should take over as the fourth team behind Arsenal and the other two

but what do i know...?

 

[tommo9999]

Allardyce would have to off his rocker to take over up there. The fans are great, but the board is bonkers, expecially Fat Freddy. Leave well alone Sam.

 

[Albert Park]

never rated Roeder to be honest

a manager who really isnt that special, hired by the biggest underachievers in brittain was only going to end this way.
Newcastle need a strong centre back and a strong forward in the jan koller mould as they only really have two road runners, a strong forward would add whats been missing from Newcastle for a while and cement what could be a good scoring team next season.
When Liverpool lose Gerard, Newcastle should take over as the fourth team behind Arsenal and the other two

but what do i know...?

Roeder wasn't given the transfer funds like Robson, Souness, Gullitt etc. It seemed as though all his eggs were in the Owen-Martins basket, and we all know what happened there. Lowest goals total scored at home for decades.

As a Boro fan, I find it quite comical that the 'Sleeping Giant', as the CarToon Army call themselves, and continually remind everyone, is suffering from Narcolepsy.

 

[Northern Monkey]

I think Glen Roeder is a nice enough bloke but was never the right choice for Newcastle. He's not nasty enough. It was never going to last long. I don't think he's cut out for management, he'd probably be better as someone's no.2. They need someone who has both tactical and transfer nowse. I'm not sure Allardyce is the right bloke, he'll definately be under the spotlight a lot more. Prozone and a few lucky signings worked wonders at Bolton but it wont necessarily win trophies for the geordies.
If Newcastle sign a decent pair of wingers to supply Owen, it may just kick start both them and him again.
If all fails then bring in Dennis Wise!!! Ha-ha!!

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

Roeder wasn't given the transfer funds like Robson, Souness, Gullitt etc. It seemed as though all his eggs were in the Owen-Martins basket, and we all know what happened there. Lowest goals total scored at home for decades.

As a Boro fan, I find it quite comical that the 'Sleeping Giant', as the CarToon Army call themselves, and continually remind everyone, is suffering from Narcolepsy.

Your obsession with trying to get one over us, whether it's a football match or toffee apple-making competition is rather obvious, when quite honestly we're consistently the biggest team in the North-east, no contest. Any serious football fan will tell you that.

Keep crying into your cheesy chips, marra...

(Agree with the bit about fat Freddy though - he's a complete c*nt)

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[norfolkred1]

Your obsession with trying to get one over us, whether it's a football match or toffee apple-making competition is rather obvious, when quite honestly we're consistently the biggest team in the North-east, no contest. Any serious football fan will tell you that.

Keep crying into your cheesy chips, marra...

(Agree with the bit about fat Freddy though - he's a complete c*nt)

DT_Xtremez_30:

The only reason that you have a mass following is simple, there are not many cities, if any in the UK, of the size of Newt Hasle with only 1 team. Obviously being a BIG team means you will niever find a manager BIG enough to run it. When Sheap Herd gets the fans back up he hides and sacks the manager, oops they resign.
That'll be Parmo fella

 

[Albert Park]

Your obsession with trying to get one over us .......

DT_Xtremez_30:

Yerjokinarentyer, Tw@tt? It's your inability to win anything, yet still claim greatness that does it for us Smogs.

Funny as fuuck. Is there any wonder why Woodgate has kept you lot at arms length?

Is that right that the Manager's Office has a revolving door?

 

[firestorm]

Does it really matter who is in charge of the barcodes?
It's sad history speaks for itself.

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

Yerjokinarentyer, Tw@tt? It's your inability to win anything, yet still claim greatness that does it for us Smogs.

Funny as fuuck. Is there any wonder why Woodgate has kept you lot at arms length?

Is that right that the Manager's Office has a revolving door?

You're spouting complete sh!t you f*ck knuckle. You know who the premier club is in the north east but you're blinded by pure jealousy. The only reason you have a team in the premiership is down to Steve Gibson. Nowt to do with anything else. Our predicament is not down to having a crap team, it's a crap chairman who might provide the moolah but can't keep his nose out of team affairs.

Apart from anything else, you've won one trophy. One. Whoop de f*cking doo. The only reason Woodgate went to you lot is cos it's his home town club, much like Shearer going to the Toon. No toon fan denies him that, and don't be under the illusion it's because you're a good side.

Most of the time the little bit of common sense in your posts is spoilt by the rest of the complete bollox you spout. Just concentrate on your own crap position in the league instead of trying to hide your own inadequacies...

DT_Xtremez_06:

 

[fod_plod]

Our predicament is not down to having a crap team, it's a crap chairman who might provide the moolah but can't keep his nose out of team affairs.

Nothing to do with his amazing abaility of hiring tactically inept managers, apart from that one rare occasion when he did manage to get a good manager he fired him...

So which football superstar will it be that Newcastle will nearly sign this summer? Or will they do the usual of buying some over-rated over-priced injury prone useless tosser with zero ambition that is happy to sit on the bench fo £50000 a week?

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[Seymour Tw@tt]

Nothing to do with his amazing abaility of hiring tactically inept managers, apart from that one rare occasion when he did manage to get a good manager he fired him...

So which football superstar will it be that Newcastle will nearly sign this summer? Or will they do the usual of buying some over-rated over-priced injury prone useless tosser with zero ambition that is happy to sit on the bench fo £50000 a week?

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Mate, we get linked with every bugger who is looking to move. Anyone having a bottle of Newcastle Brown or watching Ant & Dec are rumoured to be on their way...

The one manager we should have got last time was Ottmar Hitzfeld, who was reportedly very keen to come to St James'. I have no remorse against Roeder at all, he was a great player and captain for us in the 80s, he did the job after Sourpuss was sacked, and so to be honest he was the victim of his own success. If he'd been told "Thanks Glenn, we've got a new manager now, you can go back to your job at the academy", things would have been better for him. As it turns out, he didn't have the nasty streak required to sort out the primadonnas, and now he's got no job at all. Quite sad, really.

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[Captain Slog]

quite honestly we're consistently the biggest team in the North-east, no contest. Any serious football fan will tell you that.

Be afraid, be very afraid, Keano and the Black Cats are heading your way.

The only reason you THINK you are the top team in the North East is because that dungeon of a ground of yours can hold more supporters that the SOL or the Revierside. Quite frankly, Hartlepool would of beaten you this season and if you had played us we would have beaten our record 9-1 score against you.

So that will be 12 points for us next season from the over-rated Bar-codes and the under proforming Smoggies.

 

[Albert Park]

Be afraid, be very afraid, Keano and the Black Cats are heading your way.

The only reason you THINK you are the top team in the North East is because that dungeon of a ground of yours can hold more supporters that the SOL or the Revierside. Quite frankly, Hartlepool would of beaten you this season and if you had played us we would have beaten our record 9-1 score against you.

So that will be 12 points for us next season from the over-rated Bar-codes and the under proforming Smoggies.

Off Topic Don't go upsetting Tw@tt. He's already had a go at me tonight. Must be the time of the month.

 

[Captain Slog]

Must be the time of the month.

By the "time of the Month" do you mean the time at the end of the season when they realise that they have won and achieved fcuk all - again!

 

[norfolkred1]

It always concerns me why the Barcodes feel that no one is bigger, better, most supported than them. No doutb the muppets who want Sheep Heard head will be there again next week bowing down to him and looking forward to his next move in the transfer market for another inept has been. Are they still after the FA for Owens inability to stay on his feet

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

By the "time of the Month" do you mean the time at the end of the season when they realise that they have won and achieved fcuk all - again!

F*cking hell, two FA cups from the unwashed of the wear, and one League cup from the Smogmonsters... we have SO much to fear.

Listen, the mackems would have not performed anything like in the premiership like in the championship. You'll see, next season... yo yo mackems all over again.

As for Boro... puhleeze. Half baked club, half baked supporters and half empty stadium. The only credibility you lot have is boasting Bob Mortimer as a fan, and i'm sure that's just for the laughs.

At least we get premier standard players, a la Owen, Martins, Dyer, Given, Parker, etc etc etc. It's keeping the f*ckers fit...

DT_Xtremez_32:

 

[Albert Park]

F*cking hell, two FA cups from the unwashed of the wear, and one League cup from the Smogmonsters... we have SO much to fear.

Listen, the mackems would have not performed anything like in the premiership like in the championship. You'll see, next season... yo yo mackems all over again.

As for Boro... puhleeze. Half baked club, half baked supporters and half empty stadium. The only credibility you lot have is boasting Bob Mortimer as a fan, and i'm sure that's just for the laughs. Don't forget the 4 points we took off your team of gaylords.

At least we get premier standard players, a la Owen, Martins, Dyer, Given, Parker, etc etc etc. It's keeping the f*ckers fit...

DT_Xtremez_32:

Oi Tw@tt, what about Chubby Brown? Anyway, you put 11 comedians out each fuuckin' week.

When you say etc etc etc who exactly are you on about?
Keeping them fit? We have mastered that technique with Woodgate. Are you sure your 'superstars of the treatment table' are just not feigning injury, too embarrassed to take to the pitch looking like a fuuckin' Humbug?

You've never seen anyone in Jawdeeland lift a Trophy - unless it's a pint of Whitbread. Or when we won the League Cup - in THIS CENTURY.

Facts are facts, Tw@tt. You have no recent history of achievement. It's all in the distant past. Get used to it. Accept it, eat humble pie and wait another 18 months before you get a new manager.

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

Oi Tw@tt, what about Chubby Brown? Anyway, you put 11 comedians out each fuuckin' week.

When you say etc etc etc who exactly are you on about?
Keeping them fit? We have mastered that technique with Woodgate. Are you sure your 'superstars of the treatment table' are just not feigning injury, too embarrassed to take to the pitch looking like a fuuckin' Humbug?

You've never seen anyone in Jawdeeland lift a Trophy - unless it's a pint of Whitbread. Or when we won the League Cup - in THIS CENTURY.

Facts are facts, Tw@tt. You have no recent history of achievement. It's all in the distant past. Get used to it. Accept it, eat humble pie and wait another 18 months before you get a new manager.

You lifted one tinpot trophy in your whole time as a club. Is that anything to be proud of? We still haven't heard the bloody end of it. What about time in Europe? You got there purely on winning that one trophy, not by merit of league position. Tried playing in the Champions League yet? No? Thought not.

Until the fatster came in as chairman - and with the exception of Sir Bob as manager - we have finished consistently in the top third. This next season will be the first time for ages since we haven't been in Europe in any capacity. We've only played fewer games than Man U and Chelsea this season.

Now, you face the facts. You have about 5 good players. Schwarzer, Downing, Woody, Boateng (and he's getting on a bit), and Yakubu. Thats it. The fat Aussie only plays well when he feels like it (or when he's fit), and the others flatter to deceive. Now you look at our squad. You asked me to name the etc's in my list, so here we go. Given (probably the best keeper in the league after Cech), Solano, Parker, Emre, N'Zogbia, Dyer, Martins, Owen, Milner, Duff (still yet to perform 100% IMHO), Sibierski (my player of the season, what a f*cking bargain), Butt, Ramage, Taylor (probably one of the best young players in the country), Harper (another fine keeper, how he's stayed as 2nd fiddle to Given is beyond me).

I'm not looking at those players with black and white glasses on, any football fan will tell you they are top players. We will hopefully be unloading some of the others who just haven't made it - Bramble (so much promise, so little achieved), Luque (what is it with us and spaniards?), Carr (fat overrated sod), Moore (fine player, liable to injury), Babayaro (only plays when he feels like it), and probably Onyewu - only on loan but not comfortable with the premiership.

See the difference? A good manager and fewer injuries will make a squad like that great. And with less interference from the fat kn@cker.

DT_Xtremez_27: