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Crystal_Tips
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Why do I feel dirty already and feel the need to dress you in a jet pipe inspection suit?
I will be off line for a while now as I 'm going to shower for hours and hours
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Why do I feel dirty already and feel the need to dress you in a jet pipe inspection suit?
I will be off line for a while now as I 'm going to shower for hours and hours
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listen in yous lot i shagged lods of gingre burds and thems do smell all swety . it might be becos thems are all fat though?
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arsolamio
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My mum wasn't fat or sweaty and she wants you back Dad
Oh and I want a selection box, a citreon saxo scalextric and some fags for christmas
Mum said you can take me out on Boxing Day
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listen in yous i got lods of ofsprig i neva sea, so why should i botur with yous. Now fcuk off and i not by yous a presint becos i geting a neu tatoo insted
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arsolamio
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Dad if you keep swearing at me and saying your not my dad and not getting me any christmas prezzies I'm phoning Childline and getting that Minger Ginger Ester Rancid after your arse and with her big teeth she'll bite your massive c0ck off and spit it out
And that reminds me mum said she wants some big salami and you'd know what that means.
Anyway I gotta go cos mum said cum dancin is on and thats my favorite cos its like a big posh NAAFI bop but with no mingers or slappers
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Oh sir
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Ahem.....
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, and the kids were discussing GWAR birds.
Now Hu, you know that my love for the Winslet will never die, and as discussed before, she is not a true GWAR, just a bit "Auburn".
Mind you, as we discussed some months back, I am a fan of the Ginge Minge. Feast your beadies on this:
Amy Davidson from "8 simple rules".
And she's the one on the right. (Although Mad Collie might like the GWAR on the left?)
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, and the kids were discussing GWAR birds.
Now Hu, you know that my love for the Winslet will never die, and as discussed before, she is not a true GWAR, just a bit "Auburn".
Mind you, as we discussed some months back, I am a fan of the Ginge Minge. Feast your beadies on this:
Amy Davidson from "8 simple rules".
And she's the one on the right. (Although Mad Collie might like the GWAR on the left?)
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Oh sir
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And one more for all those fans of the washboard bellied ladies.....
Kari Byron from some show on discovery. I was shown this fine specimen of gingerness when this thread last did the rounds, can't remember who by...
If it was you, let me know. I owe you a pint.
One more:
Kari Byron from some show on discovery. I was shown this fine specimen of gingerness when this thread last did the rounds, can't remember who by...
If it was you, let me know. I owe you a pint.
One more:
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Biggles.
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Now, Oh Sir, with all these pictures of Tasty Gwar birds popping up how about a Gwar advent calander. Heaven,
Even better if it was someone whom we knew.
Even better if it was someone whom we knew.
Hands Off Kari
Hands Off Kari
Just a second here Oh Sir Kari Byron off Mythbusters is mine I tell you mine mine mine!!!! if I catch anyone soiling her with their eyes I KILL YOU ALL!!!! ::/: I can't post any more piccies of her yet I'm using a shared computer, but there are some good ones aboutDT_Xtremez_19:
I originally posted her on the birds you fancy but shouldn't just to get her picture on the goat, her and Audrey HepburnDT_Xtremez_31:
Hands Off Kari
Just a second here Oh Sir Kari Byron off Mythbusters is mine I tell you mine mine mine!!!! if I catch anyone soiling her with their eyes I KILL YOU ALL!!!! ::/: I can't post any more piccies of her yet I'm using a shared computer, but there are some good ones about
DT_Xtremez_19: I originally posted her on the birds you fancy but shouldn't just to get her picture on the goat, her and Audrey Hepburn
DT_Xtremez_31:
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PHIXER GIRL
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Just a second here Oh Sir Kari Byron off Mythbusters is mine I tell you mine mine mine!!!! if I catch anyone soiling her with their eyes I KILL YOU ALL!!!! ::/: I can't post any more piccies of her yet I'm using a shared computer, but there are some good ones about
I originally posted her on the birds you fancy but shouldn't just to get her picture on the goat, her and Audrey Hepburn
Where is that Audrey Hepburn and AC/DC. I remember seeing it on here pre romanian. Any one got it ?
Marie. xx.
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Now you've been kicked out of the Corps, what is it going to be? 'Gortex Till Endex' or something 'Guin Boy.......
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Oh sir
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Mmm, the very thought of it eh Biggles? If she was on my advent calendar she'd have to be the extra big window on Xmas day. Just like Santas little helpers she fills stockings rather nicely!
And my apologies to you LadF. I had no idea your infatuation ran so deep. I'll re-sheath my meaty sword of justice.
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arsolamio
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O h yeah I forgot, you have to worry about me for 3 reasons,
1/ The CSA know who you are, where you are and what you are and they say you owe my mum 25K
2/ My Mum wants you back and she always gets what she wants, you should know that only having the one knacker, the other being on her charm bracelet
3/ She'll tell the cops were you were in your white fiat uno the night Dianna went for a drive in the Paris tunnel and you were on detatchment with the French foreign Legion.
That had better be a fcuking great big scalextric with lots of spare saxos DADDY DEAR
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monobrow
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Kari Byron would do it for me, and when you're finished, go outside and blow **** up!!!
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Alyson Hannigan from Buffy/American Pie gets my vote, Kari Byron from Mythbusters as well!
Definately Alison Hannigan!
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