Excellent call with this one. Just for you OS.
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Excellent call with this one. Just for you OS.
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Any man that can say No to Nicola Roberts needs to have a serious word with himself. She is fantastic.......
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I'd only do it if I could have the rest of the girls afterwards to erase the memory.
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MBH and TLS, you two are great. You can share the rest of Girls aloud and Leave Nicola for Meeeeeeeee!!!
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I wouldn't have done her myself, but I followed a burd from the train station near the A41 this afternoon in spray on jeans.
The wiggle of her buttocks was reminiscent of Hu Jardon's avatar, and she had gwar hair all the way down to her @rse.
Apart from the stink of p1ss, it was quite tidy.
The wiggle of her buttocks was reminiscent of Hu Jardon's avatar, and she had gwar hair all the way down to her @rse.
Apart from the stink of p1ss, it was quite tidy.
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please tell me that you had a camera phone with you....... Please.......
Remember a GWAR is for life not just for christmas..
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I'd do Nicola, before all the other members of Girls Aloud. But only because the queue would be shorter!
Even a blonde burd would smell of **** (amongst other things) after a night in S2s bed
DT_Xtremez_30:That might well have been mine and GEMarriotts wife, she was in Shropshishirshire cum Llantwit Gingersnap Muncher today
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I was looking for a picture of the ginger haired gardening woman but can't remember her name. The search "ginger hair big boobs" bought up this nice young filly.
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That would be Charlie Dimmock that you were searching for - sicko!
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That's her, I remembered her name after having a pee, the smell!
Anyway here is the Scammel wheel-nutted gardening wench.
Anyway here is the Scammel wheel-nutted gardening wench.
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Biggles.
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Even Santa likes GWAR.......
Even Santa likes GWAR.......
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was ****ed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a redhead. I'm going SOUTH for the season
Even Santa likes GWAR.......
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was ****ed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a redhead. I'm going SOUTH for the season
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Biggles.
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http://www.impactlab.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=9004
Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany.
The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.
He said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation."
He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."
Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads.
She said: "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex."
Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany.
The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.
He said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation."
He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."
Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads.
She said: "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex."
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Oh sir
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Anyone would get the idea that you like Gwars biggles old chap.
Not sure where I get that idea, but there you go.DT_Xtremez_15:
Not sure where I get that idea, but there you go.
DT_Xtremez_15:
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Oh sir
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Anyway biggles, one more for you.....
Not strictly speaking a GWAR I think, but she's close enough.
I give you Doctor Alice Roberts, from channel 4's "Time Team" and BBC's "Coast".
Not strictly speaking a GWAR I think, but she's close enough.
I give you Doctor Alice Roberts, from channel 4's "Time Team" and BBC's "Coast".
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Biggles.
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Anyone would get the idea that you like Gwars biggles old chap.
Not sure where I get that idea, but there you go.
Could have worse things said about me im sure and at least this one is true. whoops was that a christmas confession, must have been the alcohol, not admissable. LOL
Yes the sight so some well trimmed tangerine candyfloss. mmmmm
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