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A small point worthy of note, she wears NO make-up. With this lass what you see is what you get, that is my definition of a classical beauty Plumber mate, a girl who needs no paint or trinkets to draw attention away from her flaws because she has none. Her skin is like alabaster.
Personally I would relish the opportunity to make it look a little more white, more like a decorators radio ! ::D:
 
Scaley brat said:
A small point worthy of note, she wears NO make-up. With this lass what you see is what you get, that is my definition of a classical beauty Plumber mate, a girl who needs no paint or trinkets to draw attention away from her flaws because she has none. Her skin is like alabaster.
Personally I would relish the opportunity to make it look a little more white, more like a decorators radio ! ::D:
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She should fcuking start!

Still 10 pints and two paper bags and I would do her.
 
SHE'S A PASTY FACED PI$$ STINKING GWAR, ALL OF WHICH EQUALS

MUNTER
 
She looks like a fit bird who's had cling film stretched over her face.

But shes famous and probably can afford to keep feeding me beer, so its a yes from me.
 
She does look fooking odd, with ginger hair and green eye's.

How ever,

1) she has loads of cash

2) she has a pulse (not compuslary)

3) she has a fanny

4) any port in a storm will do

5) I am not a raving homo and will shag any bird who buys me half a lager


So anyone who says no is a bender and loves it up the wrong 'un
 
She looks like she's been poked in the eyes with a sharp stick and then filleted.
Still, I'd smoke her kipper.
 
She's loaded and famous, but she's a Gwar and skin and bones,

2 reasons for and 2 against in my book


However she's loaded so yeah I'd Fcuk it..
 
Total and complete fcuking moooooooooooooose thats smells of p!ss more than a p!ssy old tramp!!!!!!!
 
PeanutPhil said:
Total and complete fcuking moooooooooooooose thats smells of p!ss more than a p!ssy old tramp!!!!!!!
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For anyone who shares this sentiment
To the tune of itchy and scratchy.

Your gay, your gay,
Your gay, your gay, Your gay,
your, your, your, gay, gay, gay,
You are so fcuking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !



I thank you :PDT_Xtremez_31:
I would drink her pi$$ from a champagne flute......


if she bought me dinner :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Just had a chat with LittlePOB...we would! Do like a bit of ginger with me cornflakes!
 
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