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Well at least he's apologised...ishhhh. Wonder if a similar approach would work with the wife.....
I wasn't shagging the hot blond next door darling, she came in to borrow some sugar and when I went to the cupboard I like slipped and my penis fell into her mouth and when I got up I banged my head on the cupboard door and fell on top of her again and my penis fell into her ladybits and she had a fit and was thrashing up and down on the floor. That's what you saw, we can get over this, fancy a holiday to Barcelona?
Do you think now is the time to get shut. I defended him in the past put now am fed up of his antics. Do we persist with him knowing he could implode at anytime. Get shut to barca and take their money and any players they offer. We did alright at the beginning of last season without him. He's too much of a liability no matter how good a footballer he his.