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I'll never understand why...........

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I've just been sitting on the toilet (as blokes do!) and to my dismay, i'd forgotten to take reading material - schoolboy error.
With nothing to read I resorted to counting the number of 'products' on my shelves. Guessed where this is going yet............?
Anyway, in the shower cubicle alone, I counted 7 (seven) bottles of HER shampoos and conditioners, as opposed to my 1 (one) bottle of Head & Shoulders - 'For Men' obviously! So it got me thinking, why on earth does anyone need 7 different types of 'hair treatment' in the shower?!!!!! I should probably mention at this point that the missus is only here at weekends! How many does she have in her Barrack Block room?!

Elsewhere in the bathroom I found 3 toothbrushes, 5 hairbrushes, 9 different perfumes, 3 bathrobes, 24 hair-grips (spread over various locations), 4 cans of deodorant - all HERS........... I could go on for ever!!!
Once i've finished working out the financial implications of all this unnecessary sh!t we've got lying around, i'm going to be really brave and count pairs of shoes!

Please tell me i'm not the only one that gets annoyed by all this.
 
Don't ever mention it to them mate. They get all uppitty, and tell you that you just don't appreciate all the effort she puts in trying to make herself look good, just for you.

Keep schtum. :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
grumpyoldb said:
Don't ever mention it to them mate. They get all uppitty, and tell you that you just don't appreciate all the effort she puts in trying to make herself look good, just for you.

Keep schtum. :PDT_Xtremez_31:
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But should you mention it if it's wasted effort and she still looks pig ugly ?

Crack on................:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Another question; Have you added your manfat to the shampoo? If not, do it, she'll be grateful in the end.
 
tacadmin said:
I've just been sitting on the toilet (as blokes do!) and to my dismay, i'd forgotten to take reading material - schoolboy error.
With nothing to read I resorted to counting the number of 'products' on my shelves. Guessed where this is going yet............?
Anyway, in the shower cubicle alone, I counted 7 (seven) bottles of HER shampoos and conditioners, as opposed to my 1 (one) bottle of Head & Shoulders - 'For Men' obviously! So it got me thinking, why on earth does anyone need 7 different types of 'hair treatment' in the shower?!!!!! I should probably mention at this point that the missus is only here at weekends! How many does she have in her Barrack Block room?!

Elsewhere in the bathroom I found 3 toothbrushes, 5 hairbrushes, 9 different perfumes, 3 bathrobes, 24 hair-grips (spread over various locations), 4 cans of deodorant - all HERS........... I could go on for ever!!!
Once i've finished working out the financial implications of all this unnecessary sh!t we've got lying around, i'm going to be really brave and count pairs of shoes!

Please tell me i'm not the only one that gets annoyed by all this.
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No, you ain't.
Consider reducing the shelf/storage space in the bathroom.
Note: Make sure you have a sleeping bag for the sofa before doing it.
 
Find the shampoo she uses that you like the smell of and in the other 6 bottles mix a good whack of Veet into it.

Ok, you'll have to go wig shopping but at least there will be less products on the shelf. :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
To be honest I think it is really sweet of you to notice that she is nearly out of shampoo but wouldn't recommend that you go and re-stock on the grounds that you may get it wrong.

Have 6 bottles in the bathroom at the moment and Mr P-F has a shaved head.

P-F
 
Thanks you lot, some really 'helpful' tips there!! Not sure about adding man-fat to the shampoo, but Veet - now that's an idea.

I have to admit that I bought her 2 bottles for Valentines Day! You might laugh, but she actually appreciated that MORE than the flowers I bought her. Weird. I got nothing by the way.
 
Even though Mrs The _Chicken has been back in the UK for over a year, the legacy of her personal grooming products is still ever present in my bathroom.
 
The_Chicken said:
Even though Mrs The _Chicken has been back in the UK for over a year, the legacy of her personal grooming products is still ever present in my bathroom.
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As much as this winds me up though, I have to admit that i've used a bit of 'Herbal Essence' in the past when i've ran out of MAN stuff! It didn't make me scream "Yes, Yes, Yes" in the shower though...........
 
tacadmin said:
............i've used a bit of 'Herbal Essence' in the past when i've ran out of MAN stuff!..........
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How does that work? Wouldn't she notice you trying to ram a bottle of shampoo up her tw@t, then the inevitable pleasant aroma of herbs, rather than the usual foul salty fish like discharge?
 
r0jaws said:
How does that work? Wouldn't she notice you trying to ram a bottle of shampoo up her tw@t, then the inevitable pleasant aroma of herbs, rather than the usual foul salty fish like discharge?
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Maybe he was "pleasuring" himself with the bottle.:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
it is a strange thing isnt it? you go into Tesco/Asda/Wherever to get some gentlemens grooming products and you have a hell of a job finding them.

After an extensive search you find it all contained in about a yards space at the end of the 3rd row of womens shampoos of every type and shade known to manufacturing science.
 
tacadmin said:
Thanks you lot, some really 'helpful' tips there!! Not sure about adding man-fat to the shampoo, but Veet - now that's an idea.

I have to admit that I bought her 2 bottles for Valentines Day! You might laugh, but she actually appreciated that MORE than the flowers I bought her. Weird. I got nothing by the way.
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She'll say you get the pleasure of her company...:S
 
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