I'll never understand why...........

[Tashy_Man]

TM, your bravery whilst bobbing about in the North Sea is noteworthyDT_Xtremez_28:

Feck me I'm not THAT brave........I'm bobbing around off another continent !!

Crack on................DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Ex-Bay]

I must have another go at tidying my bathroom. Some of her stuff is 20 years old. . . . . .

 

[laboratoryqueen]

Feck me I'm not THAT brave........I'm bobbing around off another continent !!

Crack on................DT_Xtremez_42:

I thought it was my pooh I had earlier, it's not it's Tashy man. Easy mistake to make DT_Xtremez_28:


sorry dear DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[tacadmin]

She'll say you get the pleasure of her company...:S

She did say something like that actually. Can't say her company was a pleasure though - the rugby was on!!! DT_Xtremez_25:

 

[Abigailly]

I must have another go at tidying my bathroom. Some of her stuff is 20 years old. . . . . .

Including the lad she's hidden in the shower?

Stop your whining. You'd all complain if we never made an effort.

All those smellies are compulsary to get the smell of you men off us when we go out on the pull with our pals.

 

[tacadmin]

Including the lad she's hidden in the shower?

Stop your whining. You'd all complain if we never made an effort.

All those smellies are compulsary to get the smell of you men off us when we go out on the pull with our pals.

Classy. Are you single by any chance? If you need that many products to get rid of 'man smells' then you must be a proper goer!!! Good on ya.

DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[tacadmin]

Going back to the original point of this article, I have just spoken with the missus, who informs me that:

1) The 'John Frieda' Blonde shampoo (and SEPERATE conditioner) is only to be used when wearing the hair down, or for several days following "a highlift tint" (what we blokes refer to as dyeing!)
2) 'Herbal Essence' shampoo (and SEPERATE conditioner) is for work use
3) 'Bed Head' is for special occasions (ie. Wedding)
4) 'V05' is for weekend 'daytime' use only
5) The 'Aussie' deep conditioner is for pre-hair appt. useage.
6) The 'purple stuff' that stains the tiles (name unknown) is used pre-hair appt. (see above also) "to take the brassiness away from the blonde"
7) The remaining 20 or so products are no longer required (advert no longer on tv) and shall be finished off by the male half of the household.

To summarise, I take back everything I said at the start of this thread, and now fully understand the needs for all these products. Maybe it's not so weird after all!!

WTF, I hear you say?!!!!! DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[grumpyoldb]

WTF's wrong with vosene???DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Ex-Bay]

"Head & Shoulders" is all I use.

 

[Scaley brat]

"Head & Shoulders" is all I use.

Don't use wash and go, I did and it went DT_Xtremez_31:


I need another bathroom, mrs brat's idea of empty and mine seem to be different ::/:

 

[Nec Aspera Terrent]

Don't use wash and go, I did and it went DT_Xtremez_31:


I need another bathroom, mrs brat's idea of empty and mine seem to be different ::/:

I've recently discovered that I'm not bald after all. I've got the same amount of hair I has as a boy, it's just "migrating". I have a full head of hair, it's just that it's having a holiday on my back, shoulders, in my ears...