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talentless, useless, hopeless........ grossly overpaid pretty boys who don't really give a fcuk if they get through or not !!!

With 100k a week in your rocket would you ?

And what hurts even more is its us kn0bheads that are paying them ......

Me and footy are finished after 36 years I've finally sh1t em'
 
That goalie needs some Jill Dando action, my nephew plays better in goal. :PDT_Xtremez_26:
 
All that build up and what a fecking sh!te performance from the so called super-stars! Gerrard/Lampard/Cole/Beckham were complete sh!te and my grandmother could have played better than Bridge!! OK so Mclaren goes now thank feck, but let's look beyond O'Neill, Allardyce, Shearer, Wenger for a manager! Mourino (however you spell it) should be favorite but I don't think the FA have the bottle!! Talking of which, I'm going back on the Bitburger, it's the only thing that I've enjoyed this evening!

And there was me all ready to be ridiculed for us going out! Never mind, just keep some of the bitburger for me!
 
Dare I say it, but...


вперëд Россия!!!!!
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I blame Andorra for us going out:PDT_Xtremez_09: I mean a nation that cannot manage a draw against 10-man Russia needs to have a good hard look at itself!:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
I sent a text to the post match inquest on talkSPORT this morning and it was read out as I drove up the M3 at 05:30

"A great result for Alistair Darling, yesterday he was the man everyone was clamouring to sack"

And furthermore as a way of getting over my disappointment I have penned a little ditty, I feel it has been cathartic, Here we have the Ladf's,:PDT_Xtremez_19:

No Lions On A Shirt

We’re Staying home
We’re Staying home
We’re Staying
England’s staying home
(x4)

Euro dreams shattered late last night
By clowns all dressed in white
There’s no fight
fcuking sh!te

Now England’s got to
Get a new boss
One who isn’t such toss
Maybe Jonathon Woss
Or Graham Norton

No lions on the shirt
Carson’s hapless groping
Wayne Bridge stank as well
Fat Frank needed doping

So McLaren leaves with wads of cash
Our dreams of glory dashed
He was gone
In a flash

But he kept playing
Stevie with Frank
So our midfield was wank
All his tactics were rank
And we all knew it

No lions on a shirt
Steve Macs tactics baffle
How to find who’s next
The FA hold a raffle

Oh and Brian Barwick
Is an overweight dick

We’re Staying home
We’re Staying home
We’re staying?
England’s staying home
(x4)

No lions on a shirt
Summer watching cricket
A team that plays with heart
McLaren didn’t pick it
(Repeat to fade)​

Some credit may have to go to Frank Skinner, David Baddiel & The Lightning Seeds, who gave me the idea (though I would like any cash this may generate:PDT_Xtremez_31: )
 
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