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Lily Allen

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the closest she should come to singing is humming the national anthem while I tea bag her
 
To quote one of our members, Cant quite remember who.

"I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of her and tearing out those big hoopy earrings on the vinegar stroke!"

Pure class
 
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Lily Allen? Irritating, chirpy cockney, cor blimey, them Krays was alright, boiled beef and carrots, geezah, puntah, shootah, motah, monkey, donkey, pony CNUT!!!

But yeah, I'd lend her one, just to be polite you understand!
 
Rikster said:
Lily Allen? Irritating, chirpy cockney, cor blimey, them Krays was alright, boiled beef and carrots, geezah, puntah, shootah, motah, monkey, donkey, pony CNUT!!!

But yeah, I'd lend her one, just to be polite you understand!
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Lilly Allen is NOT a Cockney. She was born in Hammersmith!!

She thinks shes a Cockney but just a wannabe.. Im a true Cockney and proud of it, so stick that Allen!.
 
mad_moriarty said:
Lilly Allen is NOT a Cockney. She was born in Hammersmith!!

She thinks shes a Cockney but just a wannabe.. Im a true Cockney and proud of it, so stick that Allen!.
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I think you missed the point of that!!!
I KNOW shes not a fnuckin cockney:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
mad_moriarty said:
Lilly Allen is NOT a Cockney. She was born in Hammersmith!!

She thinks shes a Cockney but just a wannabe.. Im a true Cockney and proud of it, so stick that Allen!.
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Hang on hammersmith is in london therefore a cheaky crafty cockney
 
I have said it before and I will say it again:

If it is a female human, has a pulse and casts a shadow, a real man would!

Listen to her track 'Alfie' and then spend two hours slamming your bollyollocks in the fridge door trying to distract your mind from that bloody annoying tune going over and over again in your mind.:PDT_Xtremez_35:



....... Oh Feck! Its back and I am no where near a fridge:PDT_Xtremez_17:
 
Well since your picking hairs a cockney is born within ear shot of bow bells,
 
pie sandwich said:
Well since your picking hairs a cockney is born within ear shot of bow bells,
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But off course Pie. Actually the Bow Bells are not in East London but at the Church of St Mary Le Bow in the City of London. And not Bow Church in The East End as many beleive.
 
Either way your all dirty southerners and need to be sorted out:PDT_Xtremez_25:
 
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