New Army recruiting drive

This smacks of desperation and a the realisation that our brown colleagues are so short of numbers anyone will do.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...uitment-drive-calling-Snowflakes-sign-up.html

Hard to see this gaining any traction with it's supposed target audience but no doubt a highly paid focus group came up with this jolly wheeze after a QUANGO funded brainstorming session. I await the RAF version, have you made Airfix kits, stared at the sky, flown abroad to go on holiday, like the colour blue etc etc.

 

[Witty_Banter]

So military humour is officially no longer thing now?


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Pretty much. There's still banter, but it depends entirely on where you are and who's around you... got to be careful what's said to who, where, when, who's around you, etc etc etc.....these days, if you call your mate a cnut, and some snowflake overheard it, they will likely be offended by the 'rude word' that seriously bruised their sensitive brain, and you'll get done for it.

Most banter was killed off with the continual surge of E&D / D&I / etc, and the MOD seems keen to be the MOST PC group on the planet.

 

[penfold93]

It only took a few hours for the posters to be edited. Some of them are brilliant!! Is it right to share them on here?

Come on TT where are the posters?

 

[GD on Wheels]

Come on TT where are the posters?

Plow your way through this thread on ARRSE.
https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/new-army-recruitment-campaign.289560/

 

[Tin basher]

Plow your way through this thread on ARRSE.

Could be bothered to go any further with the ARRSE thread but these pages show some of the brown jobs alternative recruitment posters.

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