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Buy you very own TACB. Relive the 'pleasure' of driving one of these beauties in your own time.

Comes complete with tank full of Avtur for that realistic, eye watering 'smoke plume' start (of course we never poured fuel samples into the diesel tank).

Yours for just £7,500.
 
There's a place on the A1 North of Newcastle that has got half a dozen Landrovers, an FV432 APC and a BV!

I keep telling the wife it might come in handy in winter but she doesn't believe me... :PDT_Xtremez_08:
 
You can pick up almost anything these days.

There are even green godessess for sale at £3000 a piece:PDT_Xtremez_34:
 
Buy a TACB

Buy a TACB

Try this place www.witham-sv.com Last time I looked there was evrything from "Armoured" Mondeos to the old FODEN AWDs including BVs and TACBs
 
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The Helpful Stacker said:
Buy you very own TACB. Relive the 'pleasure' of driving one of these beauties in your own time.

Comes complete with tank full of Avtur for that realistic, eye watering 'smoke plume' start (of course we never poured fuel samples into the diesel tank).

Yours for just £7,500.
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Oooh yes please! Does it come complete with a QA kit with out of date WD capsules, broken thermometer, shagged hydrometer & a minging sight glass?
Of course to get it up to TSW spec you'd have to remove the witches hats from the HEPC & forget to put seals on the open line nozzle so it leaked like a fecker everytime you refuelled...ha!
 
Norman the Storeman said:
Oooh yes please! Does it come complete with a QA kit with out of date WD capsules, broken thermometer, shagged hydrometer & a minging sight glass?
Of course to get it up to TSW spec you'd have to remove the witches hats from the HEPC & forget to put seals on the open line nozzle so it leaked like a fecker everytime you refuelled...ha!
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And remember that before you drive anywhere you can squeeze your boil in the bag rations between the engine manifold outlets so that when you arrive at some ****hole where you're going to be spending 3 weeks living in a shell scrape at least you'll have some hot scoff.
 
The Helpful Stacker said:
And remember that before you drive anywhere you can squeeze your boil in the bag rations between the engine manifold outlets so that when you arrive at some ****hole where you're going to be spending 3 weeks living in a shell scrape at least you'll have some hot scoff.
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Did you never put the bag in your helmet up against the heater vent, use to work OK.

I'm having flash backs about being stuck in a TACB for 3 days non stop with someone with bad teeth playing Rolloing Stones and getting lost in Iraq---"where did the dressing station go??"
 
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Did you never put the bag in your helmet up against the heater vent, use to work OK.

I'm having flash backs about being stuck in a TACB for 3 days non stop with someone with bad teeth playing Rolloing Stones and getting lost in Iraq---"where did the dressing station go??"
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Bad teeth? Right arm dominant? Stove Canyon?
 
Norman the Storeman said:
Bad teeth? Right arm dominant? Stove Canyon?
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NO this guy was real character. He of the exploding kit bag, He only had the one name, I haven't heard of him in years though.

By the way where is the right arm walker??
 
SPECCIE t**t said:
NO this guy was real character. He of the exploding kit bag, He only had the one name, I haven't heard of him in years though.

By the way where is the right arm walker??
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Sorry to butt in, was the bad teeth merchant formally known as Mork?
 
Currently serving on the (thumps fist to chest) wing. I know (or think i do) who Stove Canyon is, but everything else is a blur to me :)

Saying that i remember when we pitched up in a TacB to RAF Shawbury and the guy on the gate asked us if it was a military vehicle???!!!!!

I can see why now!
 
Mork....Now there's a blast from the past. He's a civvy now. I last saw him I think at Coups' wedding. Hadn't changed an inch.

Are not we thinking of Bewey per chance?? The chap who used to take 2 of everything in his exploding bergen, so if you forgot anything Bewey was your man! He could do the work of 10 men, as long as he had a rolly in his mouth.


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I believe Bewey was on my TSOC, i saw him again at the 50th anniverary bash, one of the few people that i could hear clearly when underneath a chinook with ear defs on!
 
dantura said:
Mork....Now there's a blast from the past. He's a civvy now. I last saw him I think at Coups' wedding. Hadn't changed an inch.

Are not we thinking of Bewey per chance?? The chap who used to take 2 of everything in his exploding bergen, so if you forgot anything Bewey was your man! He could do the work of 10 men, as long as he had a rolly in his mouth.


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No it was Mork I can still remeber him wking me up in the bivvie to tell the NAPS had warn off as he'd just had a wank !!!

Bewey use to take everything he had including the kitchen sink but Mork would grab his gear at the last minute ram it in his bag / bergen. When he got to wherever as soon as he opened the bag the whole contents would fall out and stay where they landed until endex.

one of kind i would say
 
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