Witty_Banter
Flight Sergeant
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I can't believe that chimp Oscar Pretorius is back in the news, almost as much as I struggle to believe that he got away with manslaughter in the first place! His trial was truly an example of getting away with murder!
I mean, come on people - if you were a burglar, would you really stop mid-job for a jobbie???
There's a burglar in the house! First off, isn't the natural reaction to find your loved ones and protect them, BEFORE going looking for the criminal?
What's the dirty little crim up to? Is he nicking the TV? The silverware? No, he's come for my Andrex...not to worry I'll pop a cap in his a5s before he used too much of it (not cheap stuff, y'know...)
I mean, come on people - if you were a burglar, would you really stop mid-job for a jobbie???
There's a burglar in the house! First off, isn't the natural reaction to find your loved ones and protect them, BEFORE going looking for the criminal?
What's the dirty little crim up to? Is he nicking the TV? The silverware? No, he's come for my Andrex...not to worry I'll pop a cap in his a5s before he used too much of it (not cheap stuff, y'know...)