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Penny Smith [sob!]

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pie sandwich said:
You fail to realise that they deliver the news, which keeps us abreast ( he he breast ) of all current affairs, which would include the future strategic defence review therefore informing us mere pan trash about the future of air power.

Also I fail to see how you can call the BBC a tin pot breakfast show, as we well know the beeb is a prize winning reporting organisation. That is unless you think the news and current affairs stops at what Matthew Wright is banging his gums about.
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But he has a point. In all fairness, I never watch the news....I just stare at their boobies.
 
I look like Bruce Willis said:
I fail to see the point of this thread.
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Judge let you out early for good behaviour Brucie ?
Air power is supported by Penny because she loves servicemen with medals that go ooa and do heroic stuff.... you're twisted glass sock will ensure you never even get to see her paps, let alone soap them up and shag them all the way to Jewellery land :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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pie sandwich said:
You fail to realise that they deliver the news, which keeps us abreast ( he he breast ) of all current affairs, which would include the future strategic defence review therefore informing us mere pan trash about the future of air power.

Also I fail to see how you can call the BBC a tin pot breakfast show, as we well know the beeb is a prize winning reporting organisation. That is unless you think the news and current affairs stops at what Matthew Wright is banging his gums about.
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How dare you fail to see what I fail to see. The only news that is of any importance to us can be found in the Telegraph. What ever is decided in the upcoming SDR will have my full backing, as these people have far more idea about what is needed for the future of the RAF than a bimbling idiot like you.
 
I look like Bruce Willis said:
How dare you fail to see what I fail to see. The only news that is of any importance to us can be found in the Telegraph. What ever is decided in the upcoming SDR will have my full backing, as these people have far more idea about what is needed for the future of the RAF than a bimbling idiot like you.
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I bet your one of these sad old t0ssers who goes to work with a briefcase and the telegraph under his arm with head held high trying in vain to look educated and important.
But we all know you have a copy of the daily sport tucked away inside it, because you cant hack reading the big words, and get to look at pretty pictures.

Also "How dare you fail to see what I fail to see. " It could be because I am a touch drunk, but I do believe thats an oxy moron, therefore making you a t1t
 
Penny going to R2

Penny going to R2

I hear that Penny is off to Radio 2 to present a program about Opera! What a waste of a pair of nice puppies....
 
Scaley brat said:
You fcuking gayer ! Kate Garraway is gorgeous, just not as gorgeous as Penny. I bet you fancy boys don't you you smeg sucking chopper :PDT_Xtremez_09:
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OK, so she's a fcuking munter with big t!ts.............! What you can't get in your mouth goes to waste. :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
I'm sorry guys..... Penny's nice looking... and worth more than just a squirt...


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But you can't call those things of hers proper tits....
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Maybe just call them "titties"


Now....


These are what you call "TITS"!! (Chebs, mams, etc.... all these descriptions work for Kate!!)
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Also.... what about Fiona??
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You could have hours of fun playing with those!
 
It is my opinion that all breaky presenter fitness levels should be measured on the Kaplinsky scale, in units of nat, owing to the undisputed most beeeeautifull crumpet ever to grace a breakfast couch.

I'd rate Penny at about 0.6 nat, (1 being the max,)

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Ex-Splitter and Proud said:
I'm sorry guys..... Penny's nice looking... and worth more than just a squirt...


But you can't call those things of hers proper tits....

Maybe just call them "titties"
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Pennies are real, they are, unfortunately, losing the inevitable battle against gravity that ALL fine chebs lose in the end ::(:

Ex-Splitter and Proud said:
Now....


These are what you call "TITS"!!
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And the appeared out of nowhere. Katie used to be quite flat, then as if by magic ! POW A pair of whopper norks..... Give me home grown every time, plastic tits are for inflatable burds :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Oberon305 said:
stuff the Smith woman.....nice cameltoe on the bird in the green swimsuit behind her!!!! :PDT_Xtremez_14:
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It might be Chris Tarents ex as the picture looks like a series taken of the pair when they holidayed together with thier latest blokes.
 
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