Stood outside the side entrance to Manc Pic railway station enjoying a ciggy whilst waiting for my next train (strange how your not allowed to have a ciggy but theres a row of locos pumping out one hell of a sight more crap from their engines than a ciggy generates, but thats another thread i think)
Anyways, out of the door comes this apparition, she was as wide as she was tall, wearing black ski pants with DM's, a skin tight sweater which showed she wasnt wearing a bra cos her boobs were down round her waist. Top this off with a regulation #2 cropped hairstyle and piercings in eyebrows, nose and lips and very heavy earrings, that heavy that they had actually elongated her earlobes, they were almost on her shoulders. She hadn't even been blessed with a pleasant face. It was like something out of Viz!!
I hear a sharp intake of breath behind and turn round to see a guy dressed in Virgin Trains uniform... "Fookin' hell mate" he says... "you wouldnt want to argue with that one would ya?"
I had to agree