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The piercings I hate most of are those ear ones, where the hole gets stretched to massive proportions. They really do turn my stomach, and I can put up with some gory sights, but those are just yurgh :S
 
I'm fan of the belly button, and hood - the current 'Live-In' has both.

Beyond that I'm afraid it's bit of a turn off.

2 amusing stories in a piercing vein......

My daughter, then just 4, wanted to get her ears pierced. My (now ex) wife and I said no, but she could get them done when she was older (say 27 or so!). She then tells her great-gran that mum and dad would not let her get her ears pierced, because.......... she reckoned that she had enough holes in her body already. Great-gran misheard her, so daughter proceeded to reel them off and their location! To which GG said 'my, my young lady, you seem to know your way around!' At which point everyone in the room coughs or snorts their tea up as they collapse into hysterics!

Whilst working in a factory, as a production manager, a girl in one of my teams was known to be a rug munching lezzer, with a predilictation for all things pierced.
One afternoon, I wandered into the area where she worked, and I knew that there was something up....
'Whats up?' quoth I to the team Supervisor...
'Oh, nothing much, its just that the girls (all girl production team - nice except for when the painters were collectively in each month!) have a question for you and XX (the lezzer in question) has a picture to show you'.
'Oh, what is it' says I.
The question was, ' wot with you being ex-RAF and that, is there anything that would shock you?'.
'Nope' says I.
'OK, go one show him then' said one of the girls.
Up wanders the lezzer to show me a picture, which was a tastefully 'arranged' minge - you know the sort, bits and pieces laid open etc - no resembalance to a badly packed kebab and shaved to an inch of its life - but with what appeared to be an absolute ton of piercings (studs, rings, bars, things with dangly things on them etc etc) in, on and through it.
'Is this you? asked your truly.
'Yup, there over 72 separate ones in there' says the rug muncher 'My girlfriend takes over 90 mins to put them all in each day - after I have cleaned myself'.
'Oh - nice', says I.
Desparately trying to not react - cos thats what the girls all wanted me to do - I said 'look love, you've clearly got a good photographer to take your pictures, but myself, I think you look like you've been hit in the cnut with a chain link fence. Now put the picture away and get on with some fcuking work!' - as I beat a hasty retreat to my office for the next 2 days!
 
I'm fan of the belly button, and hood - the current 'Live-In' has both.

Beyond that I'm afraid it's bit of a turn off.

2 amusing stories in a piercing vein......

My daughter, then just 4, wanted to get her ears pierced. My (now ex) wife and I said no, but she could get them done when she was older (say 27 or so!). She then tells her great-gran that mum and dad would not let her get her ears pierced, because.......... she reckoned that she had enough holes in her body already. Great-gran misheard her, so daughter proceeded to reel them off and their location! To which GG said 'my, my young lady, you seem to know your way around!' At which point everyone in the room coughs or snorts their tea up as they collapse into hysterics!

Whilst working in a factory, as a production manager, a girl in one of my teams was known to be a rug munching lezzer, with a predilictation for all things pierced.
One afternoon, I wandered into the area where she worked, and I knew that there was something up....
'Whats up?' quoth I to the team Supervisor...
'Oh, nothing much, its just that the girls (all girl production team - nice except for when the painters were collectively in each month!) have a question for you and XX (the lezzer in question) has a picture to show you'.
'Oh, what is it' says I.
The question was, ' wot with you being ex-RAF and that, is there anything that would shock you?'.
'Nope' says I.
'OK, go one show him then' said one of the girls.
Up wanders the lezzer to show me a picture, which was a tastefully 'arranged' minge - you know the sort, bits and pieces laid open etc - no resembalance to a badly packed kebab and shaved to an inch of its life - but with what appeared to be an absolute ton of piercings (studs, rings, bars, things with dangly things on them etc etc) in, on and through it.
'Is this you? asked your truly.
'Yup, there over 72 separate ones in there' says the rug muncher 'My girlfriend takes over 90 mins to put them all in each day - after I have cleaned myself'.
'Oh - nice', says I.
Desparately trying to not react - cos thats what the girls all wanted me to do - I said 'look love, you've clearly got a good photographer to take your pictures, but myself, I think you look like you've been hit in the cnut with a chain link fence. Now put the picture away and get on with some fcuking work!' - as I beat a hasty retreat to my office for the next 2 days!

Pi**er, absolutely pi**er !!Haven't had a laugh like this lately!
 
I was involved with an american lady whilst in germany "YES OF COURSE SHE LOVED ME I'M A GUNNER":PDT_Xtremez_30: who had a special piercing and when she first had it she would have a gush just walking down the street.:PDT_Xtremez_28:
However this may have been because she was in the company of a swashbuckling hero.
 
I have had my tongue pierced for years now, aparently it does enhance the oral experience for a man but there was a guy I knew at Aldergrove that had a 'Prince Albert' the reason I know this is the same reason that everybody else at Aldergrove knew he had it, he was forever getting it out and showing it to anyone and everyone whether they wanted to see it or not! All I can say about it is.....:PDT_Xtremez_34: BLEUGH!!! I do think too many piercings is a bit chav like Im certainly not getting anymore

Wasn't a Jock was he and worked in the RIC/RIGC??
 
Always gone for safety measure of 4 by 2 lashed across the rear when tackling women who clearly at odds with what God issued them. Any port in storm and detachment rules OK
 
A mate of mine at work has her downstairs done, when it was first done she had a little bit of trouble with it, now, after a few weeks of having it she says that bending down, walking and especially climbing the ladders at work give a very special tingle. Now me being the special sympatheitc person that I am did not inform the boss of this whilst she was stood next to him, and did not then stand with the boss making her blush quite a nice shade of red at certain comments and having her climb the ladders a little bit more often than usual.

Mind it was funny when he was asking her if, when her boyfriend goes down on her, would that be a bar crawl, and when she dumps him would he then be barred
 
A mate of mine at work has her downstairs done, when it was first done she had a little bit of trouble with it, now, after a few weeks of having it she says that bending down, walking and especially climbing the ladders at work give a very special tingle. Now me being the special sympatheitc person that I am did not inform the boss of this whilst she was stood next to him, and did not then stand with the boss making her blush quite a nice shade of red at certain comments and having her climb the ladders a little bit more often than usual.

Mind it was funny when he was asking her if, when her boyfriend goes down on her, would that be a bar crawl, and when she dumps him would he then be barred

That was just mean, but about the funniest thing I have read this week. :PDT_Xtremez_30:

Thanks for that image, it will make turning over in bed an experience tonight !! :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Wasn't a Jock was he and worked in the RIC/RIGC??

No, he worked in the commcen very strange chap (and no not strange for working in the commcen before anyone starts!:PDT_Xtremez_32: Just strange in general)
 
A week after having my 'bits' pierced my FS had found out about it and decided to do some baton and cuff training! He found it highly amusing that after running the length of the car park almost twice i was having the hugest hot flush i'd ever had and was rolling around the floor in uncontrolable giggles! Next day he had me marched in his office (for a laugh!) to question me on QR's and what piercings are and aren't allowed!!!!!
 
Well, you've admitted to your cillit bang being done, so why not go the whole hog and admit to the world yer Humber Bridge has also been done. :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Hows this for extreme piercing!!! In your eye!!!!
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Okay this may be a sign that I'm just getting older now, but what the hell are these going to be like when they get older. I mean a zip up tongue on a pensioner, oooo bet that's nice. Same for tattoos, what state will they look when the skin begins to sag and wrinkle

Can't believe some of the freaky things people will pay to have done to their bodies. It's like those piercings where it's just metal balls or rods implanted under the skin, why, why would anyone think ooo I know what's a good idea I'll have vast amounts of metal insterted in various parts of my anatomy so I look totally hideous
 
Okay this may be a sign that I'm just getting older now, but what the hell are these going to be like when they get older. I mean a zip up tongue on a pensioner, oooo bet that's nice. Same for tattoos, what state will they look when the skin begins to sag and wrinkle

Can't believe some of the freaky things people will pay to have done to their bodies. It's like those piercings where it's just metal balls or rods implanted under the skin, why, why would anyone think ooo I know what's a good idea I'll have vast amounts of metal insterted in various parts of my anatomy so I look totally hideous

The tongue zip is a fake. Look on Snopes.com


:PDT_Xtremez_32:
 
Just had a look I cant find anything that says its a fake! Care to provide a link Seymour

Edited: Ah just found it link but its still bleugh!!!!
 
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