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BOB - Bird or Bloke, AKA, Manwaaf, WFW (Wee Fat Waaf) Found in the Armourer trade, SEF, Supply (in particular R&D and Fwd Del) Easily spotted by the short back and sides, blokes trousers (in and out of uniform) Tattoos on the knuckles and a deeper voice than Barry White.

The opposite to:

PG - Probably Gay, usually light on the loafers, nice fingernails has lots of female "friends", doesn't swear much, tend's to avoid the crewroom, drives a suzuki santana and call it his little darling.
 
Bobfoc

Bobfoc

BOBFOC - Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.
 
RUG/CARPET MUNCHER: (1) Lady who prefers the company of other ladies, wears comfortable shoes.

(2) Expression used by Ex Appo when knocked back by a lady in a bar as in "She must be a rug muncher!"
 
SEP - Waht happens to broken things towards the end of your shift. They become a Somebody Elses Problem......
 
always one of my faves

Ying Yang - Meaning lots of, or everywhere. "Ive so much paperwork its coming out the Ying Yang"


followed by Yam Sing, meaning to drink quickly, all in one "You had better Yam Sing a few mate, your stacking"
 
FIB/FUB: Fat Idle Barsteward/Fat Ugly Bird. As in "get some work done you FIB", or "Hey such and such has pulled a FUB".

Guin: Short for Penguin, a flightless bird. Derogatory name used for tradesmen by RAF Regt gunners.

Penguin Flightless bird that spends all day sh1tt1ng on Rocks.
 
Kafuffle

Kafuffle

Kafuffle--- Slightly less stressful than a shenanagins but more stressful than a malarkey... Rects controllers favourite term of the week.
 
VOD

Van of Death. Mobile Kebab Shop/Bacteria Salesman who sells his wares to fresh-faced trainee coppers/shineys/stackers in Buckinghamshire post-boozer.

Also sells to trainee RAF Chefs... ;)
 
LEO (Leo Sayer)- Term for a very long time on a pub crawl from 1100 - 2300hrs or beyond.

Example - We went on a LEO to Blackpool and pulled some FUBs
 
BLISTER.(verb) He who turns up when all the hard work is done.

ARSE BISCUITS.(Adj) Working on shift when the clocks go back....and xmas....and new year.

Fu*@#N Fu@~ED..(Verb) Terminology to explain a situation that is totally out of ones control and is mainly the fault of others, and had nothing to do with me, honest...

SEAT TO STICK INTERFACE..(Exp,) The inability of the winged warriors to be honest when faced with a easy question:- 'Did you touch it' and the uncanny nack of mosy snags disppearing when system selected ON.

DDBC...Deaf, Dumb and Blind Chief. says it all really...

KNOBBER POTTER....plane spotter...
 
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LEO (Leo Sayer)- Term for a very long time on a pub crawl from 1100 - 2300hrs or beyond.

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Thats leo sayer, all dayer.....as opposed to the Barry white, all night... :)
 
Soap dodger - Splitter (add trade accordingly) SNCO (same with rank) who manages to go days without indulging in presonal hygene and wears t-shirts with yesterdays lunch down the front.

Plastic rank - Temporary rank upgrade for duration of tour. e.g. SGT - CT for 4 month MPA tour.

Splitter - Someone of dual trade. e.g. Sootie/Rigger.

Dublin Dog F##ker - Electrical tradesperson from Dublin.

Hot food technician - Air loadmaster

Meat bomb - Parachutist (normally retarded with a large piece of silk)
 
VC - Valley Commandos - A small tribe of South Waleian women unformally escorted on to RAF St Athan every bop night. The scourge of most Snowdrops attending driving courses, engineering types various and other unfortunates on temporary holds prior to formal training or final professional posting. God bless them!! :eek:


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You can take the man out of the NAAFI, but you'll never take the NAAFI out of the man!!!
 
PFYA - Useful phrase to catch out Bull$hitters. EG: When a spurious number is given out and you suspect its a load of bull, ask... 'Is that a PFYA figure?'. If they try and answer, there cover is blown. [Plucked From Your Arse]

PFMA - Similar but from My arse??? :confused:



Nemisis - Name for the scourge of the Int An (I) trade... According to him anyway :eek:
 
Smef

Smef

here's a good one for all techies

SMEF - Spontaneous massive existence failure


A good way to tell air traffic'ers its F**ked they wont even ask, they just smile and nod
 
FOCBOB= Abbreviation, Face off Crimewatch body off Baywatch.
Bird thats ugly as sin, but you would!
 
Mover - One who feels it essential to drive a motor vehicle/piece of ground equipment into the side/any part of an aircraft, thus rendering said aircraft U/S for possibly weeks at a time.
 
Navigator Wallet Dance (requires "dancer" to be in a flying suit). Using both hands complete the following "steps":
1. Tap Chest.
2. Tap Pelvis.
3. Tap Ankles.
4. Shrug and look bemused.
5. Hope someone takes pity on you and buys you an ale.

Wg Cdr C2-Smythe. NOTHING! ;)
 
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