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Doris - Terminology used by male members of the Armed Forces as a sign of 'inderement' towards marching women ie. WRAFs, WRENs and WRACs.

Eg. That bloody Doris from the Med Centre blew me out last night and tapped off with a gunner from the GDT Sect.​

Mavis - Terminology used by male members of the Armed Forces as a sign of 'inderement' towards non-marching women ie. Civvies.
Can also be used as a derogatory term to describe marching women who have truly enbittered.

Eg. That bloody Mavis from the Rose and Crown blew me out last night and then tapped off with the local postie.​
 
Wench Talk

Wench Talk

Nice from Afar, Far from Nice:
When referring to that 'blonde beauty' spotted on the other side of the Dancefloor/NAAFI/Departure Lounge who, when encountered at close quarters, actually turns out to have bad skin, buck teeth and a fat ar$e. :eek:
 
LRF - Long Range Fox. Female who seems to be extremely attractive but as you get closer the truth is revelled - Same as the one above really! :eek:
 
Jellyfish Spineless creature who floats around all day being a nusiance to those around him/her. Normally of the rank of CT/FS who is coasting to retirement and agrees with everything the JO suggests, even the reinvention of the wheel.
 
cas-e-bac

cas-e-bac

cas-e-bac- A tw@t who down grades himself/herself when an OOA is on the cards then upgrades for the board.

See also basra-back and total w@nker
 
Two Can Rule - A semi-official game of wits, played between 'those in charge' and 'them who do the work', normally played in holiday destinations such as Club 18 - 30 Basrah and Butlins Afghanistan.
 
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the only one left out is umbrella this is more commonly used by the bosses when the **** hits the fan so they dont kop a faceful
 
Slopey Shoulders The method by which those in the banana owning club or above can pass on blame/gash jobs/responsibily to those unfortunate enough to work for a living......
 
Oxygen Thief (See also FIB) Species that gets "Twisted sock syndrome" or "Starched collar/Jelly back" just before an OOA/Parade/Duty. Found amongst the more junior members of the service.
 
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Oxygen Thief (See also FIB) Species that gets "Twisted sock syndrome" or "Starched collar/Jelly back" just before an OOA/Parade/Duty. Found amongst the more junior members of the service.
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Stax that syndrome goes right the way through to the top my friend.
 
EARTH

Someone who has 'Zero Potential'. (It's a leckie thing). ;)
 
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Leatherman A complete tool carried by everyone :)


OSWs Other Shift W*****s :p
 
WING MONG - A TG5/6/18 tradesman that has been on Tactical Supply Wing for more than his minimum 3 year screening. Usually a member of para cadre & constantly insists that he can't tell you where he's going next OOA due to OPSEC then gets 'shedded' on a few 'scoops' & 'spills the beans' to everyone within earshot, usually in down town Stafford. Also likes to imagine that they have some affiliation to SAS/SBS, due to Jane's Defence Weekly once listing TSW under NATO's specialist units.;)
 
Scarlet Filth .. Term used for the Reds at Scampton many moons ago.
 
Bodge tape, AKA 'the force' - Light on one side and dark on the other and holds the universe toghther. :D
 
Trouser Arouser: A woman, usually a Chief/FS wife, of an indeterminate age who frequents the Col GaddafI on Bop Night, for a bit of Electric Wrestling with a Singley, ending in the Alleyway Shuffle. Also know to place a box of:

OMO: Old Mans Out

In the window of the MQ when hubby, probably a Grizzly* is away.

*Ground Radio Installation Sqn
 
Self Loading Freight - Loadmaster

Sumpy Nudger - Sooty (They all wear light blue shirts and ties you know)

Tactical Forecourt wing - TSW, pumping fuel in and pumping it out. Should be taught to wash windows.

Some one called Gerber - The ultimate tool.

Cabbage Head - Royal Marine.

Biscuit Head - Para.
 
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