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I am a woman who drives with the handbrake on. I enjoy hogging the middle lane on motorways and if you don't like it, you can kiss my ass. My car has 2 gears, 1 forward and one reverse but I don't like reverse as I keep hitting things. Whats wrong anyway with taking 5 hours for a 100 mile trip? The scenery was quite nice on the way up, but why do males get so upset? I don't know. Any other lady goaters feel pressured to drive fast?
 
Sorry LQ but I love driving fast, I am just about to buy a car with 6 forward gears and 1 reverse. I also hog the middle lane on the motorway but I would prefer to do a 100 mile journey in 2 hours or less if I can.

BUT if anyone decides to drive up my backside then I will slow down if they can't overtake and if they can overtake I'll speed up to keep them behind me the stupid jumped up little t0sser. :PDT_Xtremez_25:
 
No worry tats, stupid me went out for a smoke leaving the lappy logged in in the tap bar. Some gimp is about to get a beasting for this ::/:
 
tats said:
Sorry LQ but I love driving fast, I am just about to buy a car with 6 forward gears and 1 reverse. I also hog the middle lane on the motorway but I would prefer to do a 100 mile journey in 2 hours or less if I can.

BUT if anyone decides to drive up my backside then I will slow down if they can't overtake and if they can overtake I'll speed up to keep them behind me the stupid jumped up little t0sser. :PDT_Xtremez_25:
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Tats..................100 miles in 2 hours= 50mph..................on the motorway???
 
Yeah,..................and I forgot about the girly "wee" breaks.:0
 
Luckily the days of hanging the handbag on the choke knob are long gone!

Fluffy dice still going?

Hey let's block the make up mirror! Not used for rearview anyway.
 
100 mile journey on a motorway? I'd expect to be sat down with a beer within the hour.

Just wanted to say that there's not many things more distracting than a women playing with your choke knob on the motorway.

:PDT_Xtremez_17:
 
All slow driving wimmin should be judo chopped to within an inch of their life :PDT_Xtremez_32: Especially midgets!!
 
This thread has just reminded me - A few years ago I was going on a dirty, I mean, romantic weekend with a girl I knew. She was driving us both to Whitby and we got into a discussion about the merits of female drivers; she was so busy arguing with me that she ran into the back of another female driver at a roundabout. :PDT_Xtremez_42:

I thought it was really funny right up to the point were she booked seperate rooms.
 
Women??? Driving cars??? :PDT_Xtremez_17: When did that get voted thru Parliament??? Bloody awful suggestion, can't see it happening.... they'll be asking for the Vote next! :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Teh Wal said:
Women??? Driving cars??? :PDT_Xtremez_17: When did that get voted thru Parliament??? Bloody awful suggestion, can't see it happening.... they'll be asking for the Vote next! :PDT_Xtremez_42:
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From all the male posts on here I must be the only woman who has had the displeasure of the slowest retard of a husband (ex) who could not read maps and didn't like overtaking and said I was 'a dick' for driving from Fife to Oxford in just over 6 hours. Needless to say I didn't bother hurrying to see him again after that!!!

And for the record - no applying of make up/no indicator or fogs staying on/no middle lane hogging or girlie wee breaks!
Not all of us like pink dice stuffed toys on the parcel shelf and patterned seat covers in tiny purse sized cars either......:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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