Slow Women

[Ex-Bay]

I had to go and collect the Lady this afternoon, to take her to an appointment (she's just sold her car). Travelling along one of our back-roads at a decent clip, I was just easing off for a junction when a black saloon repeatedly flashed it's headlights at me. The driver waved her arm downwards as she slid past me.
Thinking "Ah, I know, there's school along here, I'll slow right down, and did. A large white transit was half-on the pavement and I nearly missed the whilte-shirted copper, sans hat, using the radar gun.

Now there, I thought, was a helpful lady driver.

Coming up to a roundabout, I got the other kind. Traffic all streaming and would she get going ? NO, she was waitning for either NIL traffic to the right or a sign from Heaven.

Yea, Gods, she was S L O W


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[Cooheed]

From all the male posts on here I must be the only woman who has had the displeasure of the slowest retard of a husband (ex) who could not read maps and didn't like overtaking and said I was 'a dick' for driving from Fife to Oxford in just over 6 hours. Needless to say I didn't bother hurrying to see him again after that!!!

And for the record - no applying of make up/no indicator or fogs staying on/no middle lane hogging or girlie wee breaks!
Not all of us like pink dice stuffed toys on the parcel shelf and patterned seat covers in tiny purse sized cars either......DT_Xtremez_14:

I guess you were stuck in third then...

 

[Scaley brat]

I guess you were stuck in third then...

fcuking hell, someone had his witabix for supper !! DT_Xtremez_15:
I almost choked on my morning coffee DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[laboratoryqueen]

fcuking hell, someone had his witabix for supper !! DT_Xtremez_15:
I almost choked on my morning coffee DT_Xtremez_31:

He must have laced them with pedantic pills and sarcasm pills every freaking day for the past week.

 

[k9138]

I guess you were stuck in third then...

You ever been on the M6!!!DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Ex-Bay]

You ever been on the M6!!!DT_Xtremez_15:

You mean that long North-South crawl ?

 

[Scaley brat]

You ever been on the M6!!!DT_Xtremez_15:

Yeah, but I never made it out of second, was it in the wee hours ? DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[PingDit]

Its all in the title of the thread really - 'Slow Women'.
Never seen one go fast unless it was trying to get through the door when the sales were opening.

 

[k9138]

Its all in the title of the thread really - 'Slow Women'.
Never seen one go fast unless it was trying to get through the door when the sales were opening.

Women are very good at getting through doors at speed when they need to.......you never had one leave before you opened your eyes? DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Teh Wal]

Women are very good at getting through doors at speed when they need to.......you never had one leave before you opened your eyes? DT_Xtremez_15:

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[Scaley brat]

Women are very good at getting through doors at speed when they need to.......you never had one leave before you opened your eyes? DT_Xtremez_15:

I think the question should be "have you ever had one that was still THERE when you opened your eyes ?" DT_Xtremez_15: