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Standard of WRAF's these days

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Standard of WRAF's these days

  • Yes, it's illegal to recruit an ugly WRAF these days

    Votes: 15 20.0%

  • No, there's Bop monster on my Sqn

    Votes: 60 80.0%
  • Total voters
    75
roverboy said:
What ever happened to "Upside down legs" and "Honey Monsters"? I'm trying to work out if the standard of WRAF's has got better over the last 15 years or are there some classic monsters still out there?
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Have you just been dumped by any chance? Or is there an old Bop Night drama that comes back to haunt you? The standard of airwomen has not got any better or worse, as they say variety is the spice of life! It would be quite nice if all the guys looked like George Clooney instead of Wayne Rooney though.:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Lets face it, when you stop using your dick as a compass life isnt worth living. Might as well go to the vets and get it choope off. No harm in looking.

Ratio is still pretty poor though on my last det there were def more pretty girls at the end of the det than there were at the beginning. Not sure how that happens.:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Ratio is still pretty poor though on my last det there were def more pretty girls at the end of the det than there were at the beginning. Not sure how that happens.:PDT_Xtremez_15:[/QUOTE]

Same thing happened to me with the blokes, it's amazing how 4 months ion det makes Shrek look handsome. And if you think we don't know about shiney liney pounds you need to think again!
 
waafia said:
Ratio is still pretty poor though on my last det there were def more pretty girls at the end of the det than there were at the beginning. Not sure how that happens.:PDT_Xtremez_15:
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Same thing happened to me with the blokes, it's amazing how 4 months ion det makes Shrek look handsome. And if you think we don't know about shiney liney pounds you need to think again![/QUOTE]

Wasn't it a Timmy Captain who went on the aircraft intercom down in the FI and announced 'Welcome on board todays flight to BZN and to all the Waafias are are now officially ugly again'?:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
I did wonder when you'd take the bait on this one and have a go. I think it was a Loadie. But as a WRAF i'm waiting to be corrected by the master race!
 
Can I just add here that I think all wrafs are fantastic and every singley should have one as a pet.
They're great after a night out on the beer -You get a shag and in the morning, t hey'll iron your kit, give you breakfast get you SSS'd and send you off to work. What more could a bloke ask for?

Its a pity I'm married, otherwise I think I might have to be greedy and have a few pet wrafs. :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
Being married doesn't normally stop you lot from trying to get a pet WRAF! But it's good to see that we all need the same thing after 15 pints at the bop!
 
The FOMz said:
Can I just add here that I think all wrafs are fantastic and every singley should have one as a pet.
They're great after a night out on the beer -You get a shag and in the morning, t hey'll iron your kit, give you breakfast get you SSS'd and send you off to work. What more could a bloke ask for?

Its a pity I'm married, otherwise I think I might have to be greedy and have a few pet wrafs. :PDT_Xtremez_14:
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Well said Fomz, put me down for a large one too, house trained only of course.
 
If thats the case then waafia, next time your down at the secret airbase just south of the M4 bop....................... :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
There's no way i'm doing your ironing FOMZ! Chaka, you are all talk and no trousers, you'd run a mile if one of us came after you!:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
The FOMz said:
I think I may know where to source one of them for you mate. :PDT_Xtremez_35:
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Actually there is a plentiful supply at a certain Swammpy base..............they is fooking HUGE over here. Must be the GM variety me thinks!:PDT_Xtremez_34:
 
You always did like them big Chaka! I must admit that my original PT knickers are slightly smaller than my WRAF bum nowadays! It's all to do with the evolution of the WRAF and length of service.
 
waafia said:
You always did like them big Chaka! I must admit that my original PT knickers are slightly smaller than my WRAF bum nowadays! It's all to do with the evolution of the WRAF and length of service.
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Waafy PT knickers.......whoooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

I'm off to the bog for a tug!
 
you see, they don't know what they're missing these days, they don't get them issued any more. Finished yet?
 
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