The Best and Worst Chat-Up Lines…

[M&M]

THE TOP SIX BEST CHAT-UP LINES
1. You are like a compass, without you I'm lost.
2. Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?
3. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
4. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again.
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
6. Are those space pants your wearing coz your ass is out of this world?

THE TOP SIX WORST CHAT-UP LINES
1. Here's 20p, ring your Mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.
2. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
3. I like your dress it would look great on my bedroom floor.
4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
5. Your Dad must have been a thief, coz he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
6. If you were a burger you'd be a McGorgeous.

What's the funniest chat-up line you've ever used or heard? How did you get on…did you score or get a slap?

 

[Talk Wrench]

I just walk round the pub asking birds if they fancy a Sh@g!

I get slapped a lot.



TW

 

[The Panther]

" Get in the van !"

 

[sausage2]

Do you want to see some puppies little boy.

 

[grumpyoldb]

“Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?”

 

[vim_fuego]

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvmmmmmmmmmmmm (sound of window going down)

'Do you do tricks love?'

 

[MontyPlumbs]

"Get your rat out"

If she says no...

"Lesbian!"

 

[stingray888]

Do you like jewelry?


Cop hold of this it's a gem!

 

[grumpyoldb]

Do you like chicken?

Suck this, it's fowl.

 

[Ex-Bay]

Most direct one:

"Do you?"


DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Penguins Suck]

Right yous burd listen in mines name is Kevin/dale and i like fat burds, do yous want to see mines massive kn0b

 

[GimpyBoy]

Hey babe, I'm on a pick a pig night with some mates, fancy sharing the winnings?

 

[grumpyoldb]

Get yer kit off. I've not had a laugh for ages.

 

[lisab]

'I'm a pilot' must rate as one of the worst!!!

Oh and 'my wife doesnt appreciate me' is another one!!!

 

[firestorm]

Your eyes are like spanners, when I look into them my nuts tighten.

 

[firestorm]

Want to go halves on a b@stard?

 

[GimpyBoy]

Look love you're ugly, I'm drunk, do you fancy a fcuk?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

 

[burglar]

Have you ever kissed a parrot?
"No"
Bet you've kissed a cockatoo tho!!

That one usually hurts!!

 

[Shugster]

From Sid the sexist...

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"

 

[grumpyoldb]

Is your mate up for a threesome?

or....................

as one of the gallagher bros. alledgedly said to baby spice at a party many years ago..............

...........I bet you take it up the @rse.